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laserwash2000 @ laserwash2000 @sh.itjust.works
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I knew it!

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    • Stupid sexy raft

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  • “Hey guys, I think this is the Bad Place!”

    • [Vote] Should we defederate from maga.place?

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  • Yes

    • The Earth is reflecting less and less sunlight, study reveals

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  • Aliens can’t invade us if they can’t see us!

    • The nursery rhyme "monkeys jumping on the bed" gives children the impression that you can just call your family doctor who will pick up immediately.

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  • Or, the momma never called the doctor in the first place. A real doctor would have said “talk to my nurse first. Then come in for expensive tests. Then I need to refer you to my specialist friend.”

    Or, slightly less cynically, the doctor would have said “bring the monkey who bumped his head to urgent care and we’ll check for concussion.”

    “No more monkeys jumping on the bed” sounds like straight up mom stuff.

    • What movie(s) did you watch 10+ times and offered something new with each view?

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  • Clue

    • PIC

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  • Wordle?

    • Realized 99% of all my chargers are USB-C. This can only mean one thing. New USB bout to drop!

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  • They did have one heavily English speaking country, but those guys peaced out a few years back. Now it’s just Ireland and Malta (where English is an official language).

    • Realized 99% of all my chargers are USB-C. This can only mean one thing. New USB bout to drop!

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    • What would it take to get you to leave the Untied States?

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  • Left a month ago. It took the November election to move my whole family. Life is good but I still can’t stop doomscrolling US news and mourning in silence.

    • How to cook a chicken

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  • One thing’s for sure: a chicken slapped at 3726 mph won’t be very tasty. Or look too good.

    • How to cook a chicken

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  • Are you sure? The numbers in the tweet reddit post talk about total mass and heat capacity. So I think that means the entire bulk has that average temperature.

    • How to cook a chicken

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  • The chicken has to exceed the boiling point of water for it to be cooked? Unless we’re making chicken caramels, I don’t think so.

    Doing some math, I think it works out to 6,242 slaps or a single slap at 1,939 mph. Much more attainable.

    • Oldie but Goldie.

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