klemptor @ klemptor @startrek.website

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The goddamn Grapes of Wrath.

"What did the dust on the plain signify?"

Who the fuck caaaares, this book is boring and depressing.

I've always been a bookworm but fuck a lot of the shit they made us read in high school.

Holy shit ths is hilarious

I prescribe medical masturbation

(Is this funny or insensitive? I'm a lady but I'm high as shit so I really can't tell sorry)

Holy Moses, half my age and hugging a huge cheese. goalz

Sort of a Wes Anderson vibe here

I think I wanna be her when I grow up.

Oh man. In the '90s Pepsi test marketed a coffee soda called Pepsi Kona in my area. I loooooved it but I think most people didn't care for it. It never occurred to me that I could just make it!

Saaaame... and that flavor is a favorite of mine too!

Yes but Sheetz has that dumb creamer machine that jizzes French Vanilla into your coffee.

It's almost Pumpkin Spice coffee season! I look forward to seeing the pumpkin on the wawa door. Then I buy like 10 bags!

I'm having this issue too:

That carpet is amazing! 😍

Probably not. I mean, husband yes, but otherwise I doubt it.

• The Delta Flyers
• Within the Wires
• My Dad Wrote a Porno
• Was I in a Cult?
• I Was a Teenaged Fundamentalist
• David Tennant Does a Podcast With....
• Welcome to Nightvale

Yup - I went to Temple University and the whole sidewalk from the train station to campus was lined with these. The leaves are beautiful but the berries are just horrendous. We called them shitberries. It was really hard to avoid them and sometimes you'd step on one, and end up apologizing the rest of the day because that stench sticks around.

I think they got rid of those trees. The students now don't know what they're missing out on!

Assuming a healthy, loving relationship:

Advantages

• You always have someone in your corner. Someone who will stand next to you and face whatever comes. Someone who will listen to your fears and anxieties, and reassure you. Someone who can take one look at your face and know that you need a hug, or a tickle monster attack, or a cup of tea.
• You have someone who considers you vital to their happiness. You're the person in their corner. You get to love, support, and nurture them just as they do for you.
• You have a built-in partner for things like camping, traveling, going to trivia night at the local bar. Someone who will bring you a beer when you're too lazy to get up from the couch. Someone who you can make smile just by bringing them coffee in bed.
• You can be yourself! They love you just the way you are, you lil weirdo.
• The stability that comes from a relationship with mutual respect, cooperation, and negotiation is really comforting.

Disadvantages

• You lose some spontaneity for doing things solo, because you need to check with your partner to make sure you don't already have plans.
• Sometimes you have to hide snack foods if you hope to get your fair share. We have a drawer in our fridge that didn't get much use. I started squirreling away cans of sparkling water in there because if I didn't hide them, they'd all be gone by the time I decided I wanted one.
• You can get into a rut, but neither one tries to change it on the assumption that the other one is happy that way.
• Sometimes they toot in bed 😡

sounds like a rusty gate when arguing

Hence why they are my favorite! 💙

(OK, tied with crows)

I bring a book and pace around in the water while I read.