GraniteM @ GraniteM @lemmy.world

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Aww, my suffrage. :(

Jaws. Stay out of the water.

Amityville / Overlook Hotel. Don't go inside.

The T-Rex from Jurassic Park, because on the one hand, I could probably just drive away at a reasonable pace and make it, but on the other hand, even if it gets me, the collateral damage alone will be a totally inexplicable story that will last forever.

I did my best. Do I get to vote?

I'm perfectly comfortable with taking it as far as "so long as it's all consenting adults, it's none of my fucking business, and I wish them all well."

If it's not my thing, no big deal. Some people like feet, and it's not my thing, so no big deal.

Even if I find it personally gross, again, consenting adults, no big deal. Some people are into watersports, but hey, so long as they're not leaving a mess or hurting each other, no big deal.

We've got enough trouble in the world without also trying to police what adults are doing in their goddamn personal lives. I yearn for a day in which more people could accept the "it's none of my fucking business" ethos.

I wonder if they could get more people in there by having tables where you could play Smash Bros. or Red Alert 2 against house players for money. Every game of poker or blackjack I've ever played I lost hard and had no fun, but if I could pay a professional to absolutely crush me at Street Fighter, I might be inclined to go into a casino for that kind of treatment.

Unless you're a dragon.

I know they meant "worst" in the sense of "bad at math," but now I'm imagining the world's worst mathematician trying to figure out how to use math to commit ethic cleansing or poison water supplies or make pugs' noses even more fucked up or something.

If reecethebrah sees a muscular woman, and the first thought he has is "THIS IS A PSYOP TO TURN MEN GAY," then maybe he's telling us more about how the inside of his head works than about the secret homosexual / female body building conspiracy that has been hiding in plain sight this entire time.

Father of the year!

Now let's get that on a T-shirt!

Relevant WKUK

Drive technology and civilization into the future without killing a bunch of people?! That sounds like SOCIALISM!!!

"It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."

"I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little."

Hmmm.

He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.

Play golf the way it was originally intended and you'll never be confused about whether or not it's a sport ever again.

It's a crime that Doug Jones has never played The Scarecrow in a live action Batman movie.