disabled people have been saying shit about this for years. i understand the desire to escape the suffering, (treatment resistant MDD 🤪) but no government should have that power, especially the oligarchic capitalist shitholes that most of us live in.

free him

i remember in school, i was taught that gays should be put into concentration camps and Jewish people should he forcibly converted to Christianity. and there's still people that parrot that, every time i have the misfortune to use social media. :)

true. all the trauma makes us get real weird about shit.

you're such an asshole! you must be a Taurus.

one of those lil lipstick-shaped pocket knives?

death penalty.

can't wait for Spider-Fran

in other news, the sky is blue, grass is green, and racist shitheads will still believe whatever they want. but how kind of them, to concede they were making shit up after years of COVID-related racist hate crimes and harassment. good for them.

I don't know shit about mosquitoes and therefore do not feel qualified to comment on it. Like, fuck mosquitoes, but don't they still have an ecological niche? But I'm sure people smarter than me have accounted for that, so... All I know is "Mosquito yucky :("

Behind the Bastards (weird/interesting historical shitheads; usually, they did one on Musk and the Submarine Guy)

The Dogg Zzone (if you read Cracked back in the day, two of the main writers, plus guests)

Stuff You Should Know (Stuff. You should know.)

The Dollop (More weird historical shitheads, and sometimes good stuff??)

My Brother, My Brother, and Me (because i'm a basic removed and love dick jokes)

Distractible (also because i'm a basic removed and love dick jokes)

dogs have a second, secret set of balls.

...what do they think the .ml stands for?

considering half of them flipped from Bernie to Trump during the election, i don't think they actually cared that much about his politics.

...and you're typing that like it's good? 🤢

because they're supposed to make it up in tips. yeah, it's the business' fault, but if you're going there and supporting the business through your purchases while knowing you're supposed to tip, and then not tipping, you're the asshole. don't get me wrong, it's unethical. but OP knows you're supposed to tip and is trying to wrangle their way out of it. if you can't afford to tip, just don't go.

that's not a friend, that's an acquaintance that thinks you're less than human. as A Gay™, that was an apt comparison, especially considering an autism diagnosis has been specifically used as another way to oppress and infantilize trans and gay people (especially AFAB people). absolute scumbag behavior. i'm really sorry you had to go through that. :(

invisibility. i would just be invisible 20/7... only because it'd be rude to go up to a cashier or to the barber's while invisible.

you absolutely are the asshole if you don't tip. if you can't afford to tip, then don't eat out/just hit up fast food/go anywhere where people are paid a decent wage. most servers make under $5 an hour. if you're not tipping, you're directly exploiting them.

Munchlax, Drifblim, and Beedrill. and i, much like every disaffected child in the 2000's, wanted Entei to be my dad.