[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui] @ DeathByBigSad @sh.itjust.works

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There are types of Tenet watchers

One who doesn't know what the fuck is happening.

And the other who doesn't want to admit that they don't know what the fuck is happening.

Then there's Christopher Nolan laughing at us, because he made the movie as confusing as possible, because one upon a time, he witnessed someone committing the horrific sin of watching Interstellar on a 720p 4.5" Android Phone¹, so he decides to enact this revenge arc by making a movie in the 5th dimention that nobody but his 5d brain can understand.

¹Yes I did that 👀

I don't even know much actor names.

But I think the first foreign name that comes to mind was 奧斑馬 (Obama) I don't think those are the correct characters of the transliterated name, but that's how I thought heard the adults said it, I think it was like 2012, right on election year and my mom was talking to like a friend/acquaintance, and Obama was talked about. But the 馬 immediately made imagine like: does this person like horse or like come from a family that has horses, then I think later I learned about presidents in school and learned the English version of Obama and I was like: oh it sounds the same as the 奧斑馬 the adults talked about, its the same guy right?

But does Obama like horses tho? 🤔 (I was so silly as a kid lol)

Street names, there is one memorable one in Philly Chinatown called Race St or 禮士街 on the sign (it's in both languages on the street sign near the Chinatown Area).

In Cantonese, 禮士 sounds too close to 瀨屎 (to shit yourself) lmfao I always tell my dad "hey it's the 瀨屎 street" and laugh when I see that street sign, yes I'm that immature (I mean I was still a minor when I was first in the Philly Chinatown, you know, jokes like these was nornal)

As for Chinese first names, yes I joked about my parents names a lot, but unfortunately I can't share those jokes since its personal info.

I don't really have memories of names of classmates when I was in school in China, like who cares about classmates. None of the nameswere memorable or that I can make a joke out of.

As a teen, I noticed that Xi Jinping, the Xi in Mandarin sounds too close to 屎 in Cantonese so me and my brother would just call him 屎精評 in Cantonese which sounds almost the same as Xi Jinping in Mandarin. 屎 for shit and 精 is a character in 妖精 monster, and 評 is commentary, so Xi Jinping is a monster that shits itself while public speaking. xD

Today it's Tibet and Xinjiang, tomorrow they'll erase the Cantonese language, my ancestor's language. It'll eventually die out, and even overseas communities are struggling to passdown the language. One day, diversity will be gone because of governments.

Fuck the alphabet

Use microdots

Hail Skynet

I doubt they'll let me stay long term outside of the visa free X number of days

Not enough proof

What country doesn't do fingerprinting? The entire world seems about the same in terms of surveillance.

!actually_infuriating@lemmy.world

🥺👉👈☎️🔔🪖🫡🚀☢️⤵️💥🌇🎬👏

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There's a rule where if you post the wrong information on purpose, someone is gonna correct you more often than just asking a question. It's called Poe's Law.

I'm not sure about country alliances, but I do know that both the US and PRC will declare me as an enemy and "traitor".

I'm gonna go through what Japanese Americans experienced during WW2

Please buy my subscription to be able to visit my Nigerian castle at any time

Damn, if I choose option 1, I'm gonna have to apply for the CIA.

Version 1 is too "irl" lol

Version 2 sounds like just a shitty videogame mechanic that the devs are gonna nerf in the next update becuase people complaining about it being "Too OP"

I have been the family translator since I was 6 and I’m exhausted.

I felt this.

So many fucking letters, forms, I even had to do my parents tax forms...

even customer support calls

😭

美洲

洲 is for continent I think

北美洲 North America

南美洲 South America

I thought that just means they can bypass the password limit and do a bruteforce, but they still need to do a bruteforce, I don't think the key just just sitting there, right?

Bro, not everything is AI, I'm just an introvert that think about things alot.

And it's not like I seriously think that Japan magically hides the sun inside their island because if the 日 character, its a subconcious impression because my brian automatically make that connection, so its like I just make jokes to my dad like "is it really warn in Japan"

Its kinda like "Iceland", like: "hey I bet there's a lot of ice on that island"

If I were still in China, and like someone were to ask me about my impressions of a country, and I don't have any info, I'd just say that I've never been there and never heard of anything about it, not actually say outloud the subconcious feeling about the name of the country.

Also, kid-me think really weirdly.

Also how the fuck is it misinformation?

If I said: "Native English speakers probably think Iceland has a lot of Ice" or "Native English speakers probably think Greenland has a lot of grass", is that really "misinformation"

Jesus fucking christ, why is every lemming so fucking hostile for no fucking reason.

I think and the US is 米国 meaning rice country.

Lmfao, pretty sure that's also the Chinese Nationalists' internet term for it

Omg, the though of that is so disgusting. Imagine being musk's kid. 🤮

My parents haven't always been good, but holy hell, thank god they aren't musk-like, eewww imagine dying and reincarnating into that and have half of the genes of such a disgusting person.

Wtf, did a year just go by?

So... 3 more of these and can the nighmare end pls?

(context: am resident of the US)