It is not, especially with vegetable who can create "sharp" corners when breaking (sharp enough to pierce the condom material, which can mean you have both a piece of the vegetable and a piece of condom stuck inside you). I would rather you eat the fruit/vegetables and use a safe object for pleasure!
1-handed (as opposed to 2-handed) which means you can wield two 1H but only one 2H. Usually 2H has the higher damage dice, while 2 1H allows for two attacks in one turn instead (which means either slightly increased base dmg or flexibility of attacking multiple targets) ;)
what problem do you have with qwant?
I feel like at most you can get a sportswatch but not truly a smartwatch with apps etc.
I know it is a joke but please don't use vegetables or fruit for this purpose, it is a really bad idea.
Maybe publicly include them, but then only buy "local" - that way the offers stay fair and you get the best of both deals!
https://neotori.com/ is a german brand. Generally https://nobd.info/ has a lot of alternatives, but they might not be for everyone.
And they even produce locally, which most of the other stores don't they sell (often cheap) imported stuff instead of manufacturing themselves
