It is not, especially with vegetable who can create "sharp" corners when breaking (sharp enough to pierce the condom material, which can mean you have both a piece of the vegetable and a piece of condom stuck inside you). I would rather you eat the fruit/vegetables and use a safe object for pleasure!
1-handed (as opposed to 2-handed) which means you can wield two 1H but only one 2H. Usually 2H has the higher damage dice, while 2 1H allows for two attacks in one turn instead (which means either slightly increased base dmg or flexibility of attacking multiple targets) ;)
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