This comic is based on pretty childish thinking. Repaying student loans isn't a cure. It's making everyone else pay the price (either through inflation, through rising education costs, or through direct tax later).
Second, cancer isn't a choice--student loans are.
More accurately would be: I'm going to be so upset if I have to suffer even a little again to help everyone else make up for their bad decisions.
Red sea attacks... so just leave out the US soldiers killed.
So it's just a standard double precision floating point? Makes it seem like 15 decimal places was hand selected.
Agree on the respectful conversation part. Part of being part of a vibrant, active social community is being able to communicate respectfully and perhaps even allow space for people you disagree with.