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Blackmist @ Blackmist @feddit.uk
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Mild Curse: Anytime I beatbox badly, you hear it no matter where you are.

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  • Boots and cats.

    • 2025: A Space Odyssey

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  • Pod bay doors are only available with HAL Premium.

    Would you like to start a seven day trial subscription?

    • If I wanted to bury a hard drive for archival purposes (e.g. Country becoming Dictatorship), how to keep the contents from being damaged and where is the safest place to bury it?

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  • And definitely don't use an SSD.

    • Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”

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  • Oh, I got that plus and minus the wrong way round... I am a genius again.

    • Verify that you're human

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  • What about three state solution?

    • This happened to me in Roller Coaster Tycoon and The Sims.

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  • If you want to speedrun Idiocracy, an overreliance on AI seems a good way to get there.

    Brawndo has what plants crave.

    • If You Have Choice then Which part would you choose to be born in?

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  • K - might as well guarantee a first world country.

    • Age verification

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  • Points at UK

    "England"

    • Every support thread on Reddit is literally this now

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  • It's annoying, but it had to be done.

    • I bought a £16 smartwatch just because it used USB-C

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  • Rain comes down. Rain goes up. You can't explain that.

    • Helsinki goes a full year without a traffic death

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  • Beryl! You won't believe what cyclists have done now!

    • I bought a £16 smartwatch just because it used USB-C

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  • I think you need to pay extra for physical buttons.

    This one sometimes has a "lockscreen" that needs a swipe up to unlock, but the rain can do that.

    Interestingly it doesn't always have a lockscreen. Sometimes it just switches it on and off depending on how it feels.

    • Apple CEO Tim Cook gives 24-karat gold gift to Donald Trump

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  • So, where are y'all going to hang your mandatory Trump portraits?

    • Sugar compound from deep-sea bacteria revealed to cause cancer cells to explosively self destruct through pyroptosis

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  • Do healthy cells also do this?

    • Most Israelis not bothered by reports of suffering and famine in Gaza, new poll shows

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    • Millionaire big game hunter gored to death in ambush by "Black Death" buffalo

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  • Loading Screen Tip #412

    Remember to prepare before facing Legendary Encounters. They are significantly harder than ordinary creatures.

    • European Commission has a "Wifi4EU" initative, provides 93k high-speed private access points across the EU, free of charge.

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  • The fact that there's 93k access points and that's not very many when you consider the size of the EU and the average range and speed of an access point.

    • I bought a £16 smartwatch just because it used USB-C

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  • I got a cheapo Xiaomi one a few years back.

    Pretty sure it just makes the heart rate up and infers it from how many steps you're doing.

    When it gets wet, it randomly skips songs on Spotify.

    • even nigie's a wokie

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  • The good die young

    • The Picture of the Century... Nature defeats Technology

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  • Next step, train eagles to drop bombs on Russians.