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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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Doesn't necessarily have to be an enemy.

That's strange, I could have sworn its arms were down to its sides when we bought it. And it was only a foot tall. And I left it in the car...

Oh well, time to shut off all the lights and go to sleep. No, I never have seen a horror movie, why do you ask?

It's either that or you have to pay for the shit tickets. Program is called "feces or see fees."

Sounds like a job for looBlock Origin or a PeeHole.

That one was real? I thought it was a salvia nightmare. At least that means it's not a product of my mind which is a small comfort.

Father Stickyfingers told me not to ask those questions.

That headline was almost as scary as seeing him appear as a featured artist on your favorite band's upcoming album.

Sorry boss, best I can do is a warship party.

-Navy equivalent of brigadier general or above

Sure would be awful if somebody fired up a bunch of phone emulators with that app and spoofed the GPS readings to send the cops on a wild gays chase.

Just. Awful.

Root for the bomb. It has an easy job though, just has to hit somewhere nearby and they'll flop to the ground until a ref hands out penalty cards.

This is what I've been going off of as well. Easy to spot before they nuke the account but this requested feature (or something like it) could make it easier to track and remove their content. Erring on the side of more reports for now to try and build a picture that the admins can see from the complete report queue even if that means it's a little scattered with only a handful per community.

Some of the translations say "young woman" instead which makes things seem less Trumpy. I don't know enough to say more from the linguistic angle or about cultural norms of the time so my focus was primarily on the joke.

In all fairness, a dying child is likely to have a harder time defending their use of Nintendo property. As a backup plan if court stuff isn't going their way, Nintendo can always stall for time until it's a moot point.

“On the other hand, he didn’t actually say sorry to Charlie Kirk or his family,” added Vance, who was close friends with Kirk.

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Throw on a Richard Nixon mask first, it'll look more real than he ever did.

The kid who thought he was helping build up the Scots wikipedia. Short version: he wasn't. More information here.

Not really sure if that's famous enough since he's not a household name or anything but honorable mention at least.

#1-5: Power-wash her uvula with OC spray. Can't promise it'll improve things but it'll be hilarious.

Must be bitcoin laundering.

Let's not go Russian to any conclusions about the culprit.

A spit-take a day keeps the brain worm away.

You're welcome.