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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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If this is her way of foreshadowing a high-commitment shitpost, I'm here for it. Bonus points if it happens when she tries to set up a false flag to blame the anteefers but fails to heroically survive the encounter.

Portland is also opening its border with Belarus and urging state residents to return home.

Once he drops the rest of our weather satellites into the atmosphere for a light show, those nerds won't see anything to worry about anymore and can finally relax. Efficiencied!

Soup-for-brains probably wanted them to revoke his MasterCard, Discover, and American Express too.

Assuming your username has been true for at least 5 years, have at it. With enough flexibility, you might not even have to decide.

It's dumb and bad (as a thing to look at, statement is great) but give me a few hours with it in the workshop and it'll be the finest 4-station gloryhole in the land. That's saying something too, got some real stiff competition.

Somebody's Manchurian Candidate program just got activated by the bold and italic letter pattern.

Dream on.

It feels like we're hitting a real low water mark when Coca-Cola is trying to distance itself from us.

I know how to find it
_{on Wikipedia.}

Unicorn trying to disguise himself as a horse but he's kinda dumb and thought hair color was his primary distinguishing characteristic. Surprisingly good at hair dye though (minus that strip in the front).

I worry that I'll find out.

Sometimes I like to imagine what would happen if we got snapped into the alternate universe that isn't always doing the most stupid and terrible thing in the dumbest and most cruel way possible.

Arrested, held without bail and charged? Someone forgot to befriend the president.

We don't know that yet, he saw what happened to the last guy so might be waiting for an opportunity to discreetly make contact. Let's see what the investigation turns up.

What the fuck, Pete.

American people ask the Supreme Court to allow end of Trump administration.

That is some intense fragility on display. What's so scary about homosexuality that the CCP has to photoshop the gay away?

Comes with a pair mounted on little pegs that you can press into his hands too.

Straight from the Build-An-Angel workshop. Some assembly required.

All charges were dismissed when the defense pointed out that these logs weren't even the right kind for dam-building. The prosecution's theory didn't hold water.