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  • Probably because they're all bumping into each other. If you don't have many you can put them in a cocktail shaker or a plastic water bottle and shake them it works pretty well, but anything plastic will absorb the garlic smell of course!

  • Chipotle Mayo (ovo)
  • If you haven't tried already, I've fooled people a few times by making vegan mayo with silken tofu.

    Rough guide off the top of my head:

    • 1 block/ 300g silken tofu (silken is important to not get other tofu types)
    • 100 ml olive oil
    • salt to taste
    • dash of paprika
    • dash of mustard powder
    • 10ml/1 quarter of a lemon of lemon juice
    1. Blend everything with a stick blender or other blender type
    2. Add additional seasoning if required
    3. Add more oil if too watery
    4. Add a dash of water if too thick

    IMO this actually comes out pretty nice and people have only noticed its vegan/tofu after I've told them. I've also used it to make garlic sauce for kebabs etc, you can just use this as a base.

    Maybe it helps!

    Edit: formatting

  • Fatherly hazing
  • His dad sends him to the shop to ask for red and white striped paint, which doesn't really exist as the paint would mostly mix together in the tin and make some badly mixed pink paint. The employee in the shop sees this is a gag and asks a follow up question: would he like the paint to be striped vertically or horizontally? So they are on the way back and only *then the realisation dawns on them that this is a massive wind up, which sparks a rage large enough to break the door.

  • Lemmy.ml is supposedly blocked in China
  • I made an account a long while ago when it was the only instance with any content but I'm just a lurker looking for memes and tech news. Feeling like I should change instance these days...

  • What is the most lemmy thing about lemmy?
  • At this point it's almost a rule in itself that the title has rule in it in some way so there are many plays on the word but that's not official it's more of a community driven joke. It also came from the original 196 community on reddit.

  • Thank you for the news summaries...
  • Have you tried any of the news sources that aim to aggregate and debias news stories?

    Two that I use are:

    Ground.news

    ImproveTheNews

    They provide summaries, and also a breakdown of different sources reporting the stories. I find them pretty interesting and useful.

  • Is Ubuntu deserving the hate?
  • I use Ubuntu for work and have no issues with it to be honest. I install everything via apt, I think a few things are via snap but nothing that I've installed directly. It's stable and I can get on with stuff. I definitely am not a fan of the move towards snap and the app store: if I was to choose I'd go vanilla Debian.

  • Where else on the web does everyone hang out?
  • I'm on Kbin but I'm not really sure what the future of the project holds, and the lack of an app (except as PWA) makes the experience less enjoyable than Lemmy IMO. Also on Discuit which is smaller and feels pretty organic and relaxed; I tend to engage more there.

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