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azrendelmare @ azrendelmare @ttrpg.network
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"How do I make the no-no thing be a yes-yes thing?!"

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  • I have several, but my favorite is probably "I am this group's current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!"

    • Rules for Fae

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  • It is a US thing, although exaggerated for comedy. At least when I was in retail, I did several of those things.

    • D&D expectations vs. reality

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  • I recently played A Link to the Past for the first time, and several dungeons have rooms (and even big treasure chests) that are not necessary for completion. Still did it, though.

    • tag thyself

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  • Oh, this is lovely!

    • Showing up at the least opportune times

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  • Love the joke, though I think of copper dragons as being the pranksters more.

    • It's so perfect

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  • Beautiful!

    • What's your hottest character idea that you didn't get to play (long enough)?

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  • Haven't gotten to play either of these yet, but I might someday.

    1. Aberrant Mind sorcerer, race tbd. Basically, was an eldritch abomination who got bored, and turned itself into a mortal for a change of pace. We're talking "Had 30 Int and Wis" levels of abomination. So now it's stuck in a limited mortal form with all this knowledge, and no ability to use it. Can't even pronounce its own name anymore.
    2. Incubus/succubus (reflavored tiefling) paladin of redemption. Nommed on the wrong soul and got purified, and now trying to atone for their past misdeeds. They're virtually starving themselves, which is why they're using a tiefling statblock instead of the normal one, only having the ability to switch sex, and the draining kiss that they never use save to keep themselves alive with a consenting travelling partner.

    • When you get your ideas from the Bards' Guild

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  • Man, those two are just so cute together!

    • You ever try finding ways to use your spells in downtime?

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  • Man, those two are so adorable together!

    • Not everything has to make sense

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  • "You seem trustworthy! Will you join us on our noble quest?"

    • Tales From the Tables episode 35: Echoes of the Past, part 2

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  • Beautiful work as always. Very moving.

    • Rolling for stealth

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  • Obligatory "...but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!"

    • The true magic of DnD

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  • Always loved this one.

    • Attacking the darkness

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  • I should have stated, of course, that the best way to attack Darkness is to call her Lalatina.

    • Fire safety

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  • Always geek the mage first.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • I get this question from players, and it drives me just as nuts.

    • TTRPGs also deserve their own huge iceberg (so I made this one)

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  • Okay, I'll bite, why is Linda Blair in here?

    • Tales From the Tables episode 32: Friends in High Places!

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  • Ooh, sounds like a fun storyline! I'm looking forward to it!

    • Back in my day, a high enough skill check would draw the attention of the divine.

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  • I'm just loving this storyline, thank you for posting it.

    • When it all comes down to a single roll.

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  • This entire storyline is adorable.