It's the lower level spell to use when someone's been hit with Disintegrate. Much cheaper than True Res.
The song is The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha. Amazing song, and I recommend any LG paladin fan listen to it.
Preface: I am not a doctor, this is just my understanding. Human bites are, on the whole, much worse. You have to consider that the human mouth is full of bacteria that the human immune system hasn't already dealt with, so human bites can infect really bad.
Not that rats don't have awful things in their mouths. Get it looked at either way.
Indeed it is. It's what I'm running at the moment.
Thank you! This is something that many people forget, both players and DMs.
Wait, they don't use magic items!? What the actual fuck? Of course it'll be hard if half the party literally can't hurt it!
Nice! I had a 3.5 campaign I was running once where one of the major plot points was going to be a guy who was cloning Tarrasques and experimenting on them, but the game fizzled out because of me falling down on the job.
Funny you should mention dragging a door, some friends and I managed to manifest a magical cart under some huge adamantine doors so we could cart them away. It was lovely.
I have several, but my favorite is probably "I am this group's current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!"
I particularly enjoy the Himedere approach, but only because it makes their victory at the end that much more satisfying if I do it right.
It is a US thing, although exaggerated for comedy. At least when I was in retail, I did several of those things.
I recently played A Link to the Past for the first time, and several dungeons have rooms (and even big treasure chests) that are not necessary for completion. Still did it, though.
Love the joke, though I think of copper dragons as being the pranksters more.
Haven't gotten to play either of these yet, but I might someday.
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Aberrant Mind sorcerer, race tbd. Basically, was an eldritch abomination who got bored, and turned itself into a mortal for a change of pace. We're talking "Had 30 Int and Wis" levels of abomination. So now it's stuck in a limited mortal form with all this knowledge, and no ability to use it. Can't even pronounce its own name anymore.
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Incubus/succubus (reflavored tiefling) paladin of redemption. Nommed on the wrong soul and got purified, and now trying to atone for their past misdeeds. They're virtually starving themselves, which is why they're using a tiefling statblock instead of the normal one, only having the ability to switch sex, and the draining kiss that they never use save to keep themselves alive with a consenting travelling partner.
For those unfamiliar with the Dead Alewives skit this is referencing, it's funny as hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-leYc4oC83E
I'm aware monk isn't really great for "insane builds," but I thought it was funny.
He ate the kings of Faerun and he fought heroes historical, from Do'urden to Elminster in order catagorical!
Just sharing one of my older creations to help the community grow, and hopefully make some folks chuckle.