ASeriesOfPoorChoices @ ASeriesOfPoorChoices @lemmy.world

When faced with a series of unfortunate events, I make a series of poor cho

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except "maybe" the special council?

do you even know what "fake news" means, or are you just programmed to repeat whatever word salad your tangerine god says?

time for a beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN_G0ofPFPo

"Are the teleprompters not working? Not even a little bit,” Trump said. “Great job! And then I don’t pay the company that does it, right? Then I end up with a story, ‘Trump doesn’t pay.’ I don’t pay contractors that do a shitty job, and that’s a shitty job. You can’t read a word. But you know what, it usually ends up that the speech is better. It’s crazy.”

well, I can't fault him. Definitely crazy.

well, he is a convicted rapist as well, so there's that.

the solar panel was just to run a 12V fan to keep the car cool in the sun. it didn't charge any batteries.

some were.

so, it's not all fake news then? which parts were fake?

ponders in trans *

trollbot4000

so, it's not fake news?

VE HAF VAYZ OV MAKING YOU TALK, HUNTER!

I'm not asking you who's on first! What's the guy's name on second base?

someone just won a month's supply of cottage cheese.

they blame the welsh.

Texans, by Roald Dahl

“Why do they love acting so tough?” she used to ask.

“Because they’re children,” Ed would answer. “They’re dangerous children who go about trying to imitate their grandfathers. Their grandfathers were pioneers. These people aren’t.”

that's why I said noon, since that doesn't (really) change through the year (much).

It's the one real constant with time.

So people changing their clocks are like saying "the sky is green today, and I refuse to look to actually know"

one very large duck bone or 100 tiny duck bones?

oh, sweetie, no.

no.