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  • the lawyer replies “fuck the kids!”, to which the priest protests “there’s no time for that”

  • I imagine that, should the SHTF, they won’t get a chance to line up a shot, any more than the Cubans in Caracas did.

  • If they don’t want America to get less WASPy, they’re going to have to completely overhaul the social contract to persuade enough people to emigrate from social-democratic Norway or wherever. Failing that, they could get Japan to sell them some elderly-care robots or something.

  • The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”

  • Given that these cameras protect the weak from the strong, they are “woke” and have no place in Trump America.

  • I can visualise the flecks of saliva on his lips as he imagines the end of NATO and the subsumption of Europe into a Moscow-based authoritarian oligarchy run by his paymasters, and the dachas and yachts he could stand to buy when it happens.

  • You’re right. There’s no way two people could have appeared in the same photograph years before they met. What dumbasses all the normies upvoting that post must be!

  • Would the cuttings from haircuts be long enough to make yarn from?

  • He was just helping that rentboy pray the gay away

  • And this somehow arrives at a highly refined piece of code rather than the software equivalent of Habsburg Jaw?

  • Surely they can digitally edit the swastika in?

  • also the Euro and, if you’re in, you’re also in Schengen. No more precious hour-long security queues at any railway station having cross-Channel services because the English are special.

  • Hot take: They/them should be a drop-in replacement for other pronouns, and should be the default unless you need to know otherwise (and you generally don’t need to know how your tax attorney or taxi driver, Sam from Accounting or a bystander interviewed on the TV news sexually identifies).

  • Chick-Fil-A congratulating a gay couple must be to the conservatives what Ben & Jerry’s launching an ICE-branded ice cream flavour would be to progressives.

  • Also a figglebottom male

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  • There have been a number of cases of neo-Nazis from Russia/the former USSR faking Jewish heritage to emigrate to Israel (along with a lot of other non-Jewish Russians looking for a way out). I wonder if this guy’s one of them.

  • UFOs and aliens are male-coded, as in if they were toys, they’d be “action figures” and never dolls.

  • I thought that there had been historically a boxing match the day after Christmas, and while the name remains, the actual barbaric spectacle went the way of bear-baiting due to people becoming more averse to violence.

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