There’s always someone who takes things literally
Attached: 1 image imagine being a teen and having an awkward first time with your first bf then see an article years later where you find he's since fucked 699 cars
... I wonder abut the human mate - just how much car-shaped were they or perhaps how mechanical were their parts ...
"Are you sure you want me to dress up like Optimus Prime?"
"And only in truck form?"