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Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world
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have some connectivity issues? just open every UDP port.

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  • How many verification cans have you had to drink today sir?

    • Some Goncharulev Shit

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  • Is shooting a goblin a bad thing?

    • Why didn't they just mail the ring in Lord of the Rings?

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  • Postcode?

    66666

    • LG Update Installs Unremovable Microsoft Copilot on Smart TVs, Ignites Backlash

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  • I'm tired of being in the frontline trenches of a shadow cyber war, boss.

    • You know how it be

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    • Who can relate?

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  • Then you get a "Not long."

    Sir I must insist on a standardized measurement scale.

    • You know how it be

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  • It's tomato soup. The natural companion of a toasted cheese sanga

    • Zoinks

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  • O

    • yoooo

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  • All you can eat

    • yoooo

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  • In the highschool gym change rooms?! I'm on to you, sicko!

    • Ever since I quit drinking three years ago, I've gotten a good night's sleep a handful of times

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  • When I quit drinking, I learned to run until I couldn't move my legs, then I'd do pushups until I couldn't move my arms.

    I think alcoholics have to pick something to do to excess at the expense of their health. It's usually exercise, sugar, or sex.

    • how did you choose your career?

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  • I guess you go to trade school, then you apply for jobs.

    I just sort of stumbled into it at 17 though after my brother got me a job sweeping up in a machine shop, then I learned machining, then welding.

    • pls gimme pointy ends

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  • Can't believe the gas station will sell me a can of fuel and a cigarette lighter for twelve bucks!

    • how did you choose your career?

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  • I was 23 and a welder and the elderly welders looked so bodily fucked that I pivoted to IT so that I would only be mind-fucked.

    • For free??

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  • They are mostly quite spongy so they can collapse to a fairly small volume.

    • For free??

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  • Coffee enemas?

    • I upgraded to windows 11 by accidentally pressing spacebar on startup

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  • Loo roll and lotion besides the computer.

    • [OC] cow

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  • "Mu."

    • Marry someone who would do this for you.

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  • Good Guy

    • LG TV's new software update installed MS Copilot, which cannot be deleted

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  • How then do I get Plex running on it?

    • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
    Agent641 @lemmy.world

    "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"
    Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Sign at the local community garden
    Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"
    Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection
    Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute
    Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas
    Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time
    Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames
    Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC
    Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape
    Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC
    Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    in the 2007 spy thriller Breach, the Robert Hanson character asks his FBI subordinate to steal a painting of two guys on a boat from a colleague
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!"
    Technology @lemmy.world
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    Australian Government gets a taste of what everyday people have to deal with in terms of data breaches as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's mobile phone number released online
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I'm not even ooking
    Gardening @lemmy.world
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    I made 17 stackable, movable garden beds out of scrap timber I salvaged
    Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
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    Rather large ice crystals formed in the roasted butternut soup that I made, froze, and reheated last night
    memes @lemmy.world
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    Work smarder not tarder
    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    A story in 4 acts
    Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What's a decent charitable organisation that accepts DOGE?