Wie wär's mit einem Job im First-Level Support / Callcenter? Das ist ein bisschen technisch, braucht aber keine Vorkenntnisse und die arbeiten oft auch an Wochende.

You are probably overestimating the quality of the training conscripts in anons shitty country receive. Also, for me that was over 30 years ago, so maybe your are right, I'm a little hazy on the details. But two things i remember clearly: a) the targets where gigantic and b) nobody even checked if we actually landed a shot.

Seems plausible from my own shooting drill experience. But the targets are a bit bigger than you are probably imagining.

I'm pretty sure the virus thing is music industry propaganda. I never had any problems like that.

The closest word I can think of is Schildbürgerstreich which can mean "stupid people failing to achieve a worthwhile goal for stupid reasons".