China is going to eat Russia's lunch

The rare earth ploy was never serious. This is stupid. Trump was never going to disobey daddy.

The world will never know

Yeah... no

I use to have one of these bad boys

That.... can be arranged

"thick" phones of the past fit in my pocket just fine.

Quebeccies it is

Are egg producers inflating prices during the bird flu outbreak to boost profits?

Yes

That photo was literally uploaded to the Internet at the suggestion of the creator of the WWW/HTTP. It's mega-ancient.

You guys have friends and family?

Choo choo motherfucker

Diddy ain't gonna mix up his own lube

I already minimize the amount of money I spend on superfluous shit and I'm going to need food sooner or later. 🤷

droop the snoot

Only a fool would turn away talent because of their skin color, gender, or disability.

playing a game to feel something, just anything