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  • I always confront those people with "and what do you think would happen to YOU in such a place? History doesn't think it will be good" but then they double down or make some mental gymnastic leap to why it's okay.

    Surely the leopards won't eat THEIR face.

  • If all the joint chiefs and secretaries of [thing] said "we will be marching in Ottowa in 3 days" it really doesn't matter if the president said it. Because even if he hasn't said it in a press conference to the world, he most certainly agrees with the people who DO think it's a slam dunk.

    I'm sure anything you said or linked would have been met with "that's western propaganda" like they're not shaking hands with MAGAts screeching fake news at things they don't like.

  • Yet another crime to throw on the pile.

    It's illegal to misrepresent emergency weather information.

    Drawing a sharpie to make people who were not in the forecasted path of a hurricane panic and seek shelter/evacuate should be a minimum fine/90 days in jail.

    Obviously neither happened.

    I've seen police show and threaten arrest up over someone using the emergency broadcast tones too loud at a park on a nice day. But (at the time) commander-in-queef gets free passes to do illegal shit at least once a week.

    Totally the same legal system for ruling(owning)/non ruling(the poors) classes.

  • That is a very weird way to phrase "Old man throws temper tantrum and refuses to do previously agreed upon interview when called out for lying"

    As far as I'm concerned, every media outlet that sugarcoats things, or misrepresent things, or otherwise skews the truth about what the MAGAts are up to are 100% in bed with Republicans, and are mouthpieces for the MAGAgenda

  • I'm going with Wesley.

    He looks a little TOO relaxed to be there

  • Lol bad star effects.

    They're layered on top of some foreground stuff, more streaks go across his chest.

  • Sisko, seconds before leaving the runabout: "Computer, send a message to Captain Picard on the Enterprise. We good." exits quickly because he's got an appointment with Ducat to reenact the gollum-frodo fight

    Computer: Please repeat last command.

  • unexpected plans changing.

    This is the biggest one I've seen.

    "Oh X needs to be at Y today so the person who usually takes them to daycare is unavailable, can you take them?"

    And then you're on autopilot, going to work like you do every day. Your body can be trained to do certain things automatically, with basically no mental input on your side. You never take the kid to daycare because your schedule. Then the ONE DAY that your routine changes.... It's one of the most important things you need to keep in mind.

    Ever pulled your car into a spot and thought to yourself "wait I don't remember stopping at any lights HOLY SHIT DID I JUST RUN EVERY RED" but the truth is, no. You did not. Either they are so routine to stop at that you don't notice on autopilot, or there WERE no reds. You are not a bad or negligent driver. You were on autopilot.

    Autopilot doesn't understand change.

  • Hey look, more of a r*publican using the word "coup" incorrectly in order to muddy it's meaning and get the plebs to think saying "(person) did a coup" is completely normal and not at all the show-stopper and career killer it absolutely should be.

    More shit for the firehose!

  • Someone who has the ability to do something about things: "See, so 1.5 is totally fine! Full speed ahead!"

    Infinite growth machine go brrrrrrr

  • I can't imagine wanting a wet sentence...

    Perfectly put.

  • The skants were something else in the first few episodes.

    You can see some guys rocking a skants in the background in episode 1

  • All the languages are jank, and modern translation software makes it obvious that whoever did the translation doesn't speak the language.

  • Unfortunately not. Missed opportunity!

    And my cassette of Power Klingon isn't much help with these particular phrases...

  • My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.

    Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.

    But at the same time, almost slippery.

    And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.

  • Honestly I can't think of a time she wore a uniform color "tight" outfit. It might just have been for promotional material, or during a special episode because the only times I know she wore uniform colors was after Jellico ordered her into a uniform.

  • I'm giving the politicians extra time to let the plebs die off before they admit defeat.

    Perhaps a bit generous, but I like to estimate with wiggle room.

    Let's be honest, the moment a storm or heat/cold wave knock their grid out, they'll be demanding neighboring nations keep them afloat.

    No Deal Texit, anyone?

  • I honestly believe Texas wouldn't last more than a few years without begging for someone, anyone to help them.

    They aren't a self-sufficient state, no matter how much they pretend to be. They need a massive influx of goods that would all immediately halt or be indefinitely postponed (and massively marked up) if they broke off.

    The real question is whether the treasonous MAGAt politicians who run the state would make a deal with Russia for assistance.

  • Holy fucking shit this country is in a downward spiral and the only cure is to cut out the MAGAt tumors.

    In what other country could the headlines say "CONVICTED FELON calls the justice system rigged, so the law enforcement branch has decided to let their cult of outspokenly bigoted, dangerously violent, sprinkled with domestic terrorist in-group do whatever they want while destroying things in order to try and keep them from destroying things"

    I remember reading some headlines from about 80 years ago with similar headlines, only it was from Germany. Can't punish them TOO much or they might take over the country and start exterminating.... Oh.... Wait... That is exactly what happened.

    They're literally showing a group favoritism to avoid seeming like they're playing favorites.

    This is no different than the school bully screaming about how unfair the teachers are after they were punished for hitting another student. Except now the teachers started saying "well if we keep punishing him then he will go hit someone" as if that in any way shape or form is a logical conclusion.

    Fuck the system. If it doesn't work for the betterment of society then there isn't a reason to abide by it.

  • I would scale a 3 floor building by climbing down balconies before I call maintainence to let me out. Or toss some rope out the window and climb down I guess.

    But I think I would even try taking the entire handle off before calling maintenance. Or even straight up texting a family member and waiting a few hours.

    My wife, on the other hand, is the "I tried to wiggle it lightly a few times so now I am giving up". Installed a new light last week, and it takes a split second to actually turn on. In the literal 600-800ms it takes to charge up, she flipped the switch 3 or 4 times, and loudly yelled about how the piece of shit we bought doesn't work. I simply went over and flipped the switch up and left it there to actually power up.

    People like that 100% exist.