If someone you know has/if you have kids: car vaccumn. It's thoughtful, useful, easier than stopping by the gas station just to clean out the family truckster, and you can find them for around $25 at Walmart.
I mean it's to the point that if you're willing to install an operating system (a smaller sunset of computer users overall) , you can go with Linux no problem
Ah gotcha - well it always comes down to use case, imo.
Libre office's filtering is far better though- being able to apply actual regex instead of Excel's weird proprietary pattern matching is just so much better that I opt for it most of the time.
I myself am looking forward to some scathing dissents
Homeopathy. It's literally based on the idea that diluting stuff turns it into a remedy.
It's good now: https://www.protondb.com/
Go with an AMD graphics card, they work right out of the box in Linux so it's just that much easier.
I think it'd be more useful to generate a set of absolute crap AI content pages and restrict their bot to that set of pages. It'll make it dumber.