Due to kitty confidentiality. I cannot name which cat. But, he has also some problem with the litter........ đ¤Ť
One of my cat LOVES olives. He always eats it up in a second.
đ Well... let's say... She does not want her beauty to be on picture... Extremely beautiful cat đ
What if you cat or cats would become president, what would happened?
Mine would:
"I do declare the age of a Catocracy. Humans must wake up between 6 - 7 AM. Food must be served (in abundance). Fresh water change all the time. Your bed? Our bed. No privacy. The "cold box" should be opened all the time. The sofa? Second bed. You are out. A mandatory check-in will be instore every 10 min to see if you like us. Debit card? Ours."
I wonder if I have been overthrown....already...
Indeed... Indeed...Indeed... You should not... It is like... a sorta gift.. If I may say that way...
You may get a short conversation between "ma", "meh", "mah", "maha"... Secret words apparently.
How do your little fluffy (or not) kids/pets react when the AC is on? Here it is.. appreciated. A LOT! It seems it makes them once more alive! And lively...... VERY... If you do not have AC, what do they do? Where do they go (to protect themselves from the heat)?
You did what you felt right, that is ok completely and as I said, lesson learned from my side.Learning curve for me as well, you know. I am a little bit excited to do something I love. Besides, I may still use "we", I still need to honour my cats (lol). P.S: If you feel it's still not the right tone. Send me a DM đ
Hello there, I would like just to say that there is no bot behind "The Divine Keepers" I wish, though, my cats would write here instead of me lol. It is only 2 human hands. If my posts/comments came across too robotic, I am so sorry. It was not my intention. The intention was more like creative-way, whimsical. The illusion I intended to was my cats are writing to you all through the Divine Keepers. Lesson learn đą
So sorry for your loss. I (the writer this time speaking; instead of cats impersonista) had a dog looong time ago. He had diabetes he had hard times near the end. So, I know what you feel. It is pain for onself as one can see its little fur in pain/sick. As I wrote early (as that time cat impersonista). She enjoyed and was lucky to have you. You did what you could, and, sincerely, more than what people would usually do.
Hello everyone,
I am sorry if my last posts/comments sounded like they were generated by a cat-lover bot. đ Iâm actually just me (and my two âtigersâ at home), trying to share silly cat tips and stories as well as normal tips.
Lesson learned. Iâm dialling back the formatting and keeping it real from now on.
Thanks for sticking with me.
Has your furball ever turned "your home" into a mini demolition zone? Did Tabby stage a midnight keyboard takeover or send your favorite mug plummeting? Drop your most epic âholy whiskersâ catastrophe below
Do you like cats?
Yes? Acceptable. You may proceed.
No? You need to understand us, Cats.
We are the Divine Keepers. We knock over objects of sentimental value. We stare at walls for reasons beyond your comprehension. We shed on your finest clothing to remind you who owns what.
We do not âcome when called.â We arrive when the vibe is right.
Our silence is judgment. Our purrs are conditional grace. Our hairballs are omens.
Weâll paw here and there. To share Cats' cosmic wisdom. As humans say: Sharing is caring! So be it.
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The Divine Keepers @lemmy.world Feline guardians of House of Olivier EU. We whisper wisdom, patrol dreams, and occasionally knock things off altars. Expect scrolls, sass, and secrets. [Not a bot]
Where to paw us: houseofoliviereu.com and @divinekeepers@mastodon.social