There is so much anti science nonsense out there right now, that stuff like this isn't funny anymore. It's sad and, more importantly, dangerous.

I have this great business idea. I only need to be allowed to enslave people against their will to save on those pesky wages.

Calling them weird is the nicest thing you can do ...

Not letting Disney kill your wife "for free". They are going to kill her either way, the only question is if they have to pay some money later.