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SoGrumpy @ SoGrumpy @lemmy.ml
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Feces is offensive to all 5 senses

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  • Which reminds me:

    Two flies sitting on piece of poo. One of them farts, says the other,

    'Do you mind! I'm eating!'

    • Real mood booster tbh

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  • Only yesterday I listened to the whole 'Contractual Obligations' album for the first time in probably 20 years.

    • Would it be weird if I took something my neighbor put out for trash?

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  • Except in Germany. Anything put outside for refuse collection is considered property of the town or city.

    Taking something from the pile is punished as theft, and if caught, you will be fined.

    • Searched the apartment for my kittens and found them here

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  • Out cats are always in the last place I look.

    Why would I keep looking after I found them?

    • Musk deletes controversial X post on lack of Harris assassination attempts

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  • He didn't mean to check if there had been an attempt to eradicate Trump specifically, he meant open a news app occasionally, as one does a social media app.

    • Colorado teen shot in the face by town councilman after going to home to ask permission to take homecoming photos

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  • Not a lawyer. By the letter of the law, yes.

    They had to jump the fence - presumably the gate was secured - in order to get to the house. Further, they walked around the property looking for the owner. This looks to anyone without more knowledge, very much like trespassing.

    Just my 2 cents, I'm not trying to defend or accuse anyone.

    • Burning Up

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  • what am I supposed to wear outside when it's 23 degrees?

    Shorts, T-shirt and flip-flops, or

    Short sleeve shirt (Hawaii style), linen trousers, moccasins.

    Something along those lines would be good at 23o C.

    • Balls

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  • The Guinness Book of World Records is in the Guinness Book of World Records itself, for being the book most stolen from libraries.

    • Bidet anyone?

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  • Added bonus: It removes hair, just like waxing.

    • Very important bike

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  • It's a real shame people can't learn to drive properly with them, like riding a bike properly on a push bike.

    • city name rule

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  • Or Bielefeld . . . Oh, wait.

    • HP raising Instant Ink subscription pricing significantly - gHacks Tech News

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  • I live in the equivalent of an American suburb.

    I'd have to go into town to the library. It's too far to walk, I'd have to drive, which would mean fuel and then parking fees.

    Or I could take public transport, which would be two buses or a bus and a tram. The connections aren't the best, so the journey into town takes at least an hour, then the same shit home.

    All for a few printed pages.

    My local grocery store is ten minutes on foot.

    • The skill it must have taken to pull this off

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  • My analysis exactly.

    • So Starbucks’ CEO commutes to work by private jet? Let’s not pretend the super-rich care about the planet

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  • I've never been in a Starbucks.The thought of drinking coffee that isn't does not appeal to me.

    • My knees are killing me because of how my pug walks.

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  • I know it's only a joke, and I hate to be that guy, but,

    It's either over or out.

    Either you are telling the other person they can now send (over), or you are signing off and will not be monitoring this frequency (out).

    Thanks Hollywood for skewing that for us.

    • What are some financial life-hacks everyone should know?

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  • slam the breaks more

    Not to mention the brakes too.

    • My wife is angry with somebody at our bank.

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    • Microsoft is bringing annoying Windows 11 Start menu ads to Windows 10

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  • I wouldn't suggest GIMP to anybody: Photopea. It is very similar to Photoshop and is a webapp.

    • What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?

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  • Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two.

    I‘ll wait.

    • What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?

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  • Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two

    I‘ll wait.