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  • It was so awesome when I bought a LightScribe dvd burner and could put various decorations on the dvd along with the content label. The novelty wore off quickly though.

    • Teddybears - Punkrocker

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  • It's for the greater good.

    • [FIRE] Favourite form of combustion?

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  • A propane grill, I tell you Hwat.

    • life

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  • And a ball of rubber bands apparently.

    • Jump on in.

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  • And cooked like spinach. And made into a tea.

    • Singles are in your area!

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  • And don't forget to tell the other girls we said hi. 🤭

    • 2025-08-19

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  • If your name is Cody you HAVE to go into computer programing.

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  • Dissolved in acid.

    • During their visit to the United States, President Trump showed President Zelensky and President Macron his collection of MAGA hats

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  • The rape of Lady Liberty.

    • me_irl

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  • everything that moved.

    Why limit yourself?

    • me_irl

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    • Singles are in your area!

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  • You are one ugly motherrapist.

    • They're here for you

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  • Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

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  • How tall is the postman?

    • If There Was A Button That Made Everyone Amish

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  • But at least we'd be "living in an Amish paradise"

    • Singles are in your area!

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  • Nah, this is about predators, not aliens.

    • This CEO laid off nearly 80% of his staff because they refused to adopt AI fast enough. 2 years later, he says he’d do it again

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    • If I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?

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  • Does that mean that for every inaction there is an equal and opposite overreaction?

    • YSK There's a campaign to replace the distorted Mercator world map with the fairer Equal-Earth projection

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  • Ampak Mercator je najboljši sosed. 😢

    • How is it indeed

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  • I don't need a phone in my dreams. What I need is a god damn clean toilet so I can finally sit down and poop and pee!

    • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Slovene @feddit.nl

    SAD
    Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    When I wear my glasses I'm not actually looking directly at my surroundings. I'm looking at projections on the two screens in front of my eyes.
    No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Would it count in basketball, if a player found themselves directly under the hoop, threw the ball up through the hoop from underneath, and the ball fell back down, again through the hoop?
    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I designed a grill that makes violin shaped sandwiches. It's called the Paganini press.