Not necessarily, there can never be a last time if there is never a first time after all...
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Broke: One day you'll have sex for the last time in your life
Woke: One day your balls won't ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn't find an opportunity to wack off.
Tired: one day you'll have sex for the last time
Wired: One day your balls won't ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn't find an opportunity to wack off.
Retired: one day some old lady will be giving you sloppy in your wheelchair and you'll blow a load of dust into her mouth
Pretty girl? Amateurs.. Tatted GILFs with 3 inch ear loops will be in masses when I'm old.
"Come here Mama let me try those ears of yours...mmmmmMMMMmmmm" - future me or something.
My balls are aching? Damn, I can't even find them!
HA! I made it to elder wizard status. Your memes have no power here! croak, die
Not if you never have sex
Bold of you to assume that day hasn't already passed
I probably already have.
Good thing we have bountiful porn.
Don't care! Had sex!
Ah, yes. I remember that day. It was a confusing day because as I did it, I remember thinking, "This is gonna be the last time, and I don't feel like I should care."
Yeah dude, it was some time in 2014. I'm good with that.
I hear retirement homes get freaky as hell so I'm not so sure about that, also while I enjoy it it's really not that big a deal. As a dad the original one kills me though.
...and it could be many years before your death.
