Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer
https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business
Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldn’t be bothering anyone else.
How to drink Prune Juice
How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas
Not sure if I'm the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case
https://www.wikihow.com/Bleach-Jeans
Oh, great, an accident involving bleach.
Disaster Preparedness > home security
How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods
Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide
So… an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?
Learning how to fight girls...
https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy
Well, at least I was prepared.
How to measure your pants
uh oh
An exceedingly dangerous activity indeed.
"How to dispose of mercury"
Huh, that's actually more realistic than I thought
Uh oh.
"How to confront a cheating husband"
That actually makes sense as a way to die, I just need to become gay now.Died running indoors with limited space.
Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.
Died eating sea urchins... Yeah that kind of tracks actually.
I guess that's pretty close
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...
It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.
Nothing can.
It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She's made to be mine.
"I want to be with her together."
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
"I absoluetly want to be with her"
She seems to be alone right now.
"Is it my chance?"
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
"aww man"
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don't call the police it's for the thing
https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Dates-Indoors
Guys I'm scared, my wife has been trying to grow dates indoors. Send for help, my time is near.
https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive
That seems very likely actually.
It's OP hitting on me 😳
Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.
I think this speaks for itself
Lol at least this kind of makes sense: https://www.wikihow.com/Take-Clenbuterol
I spent way to long thinking it was "How to make Scorpion man miss you". Thought I was gonna get stung.
How to cut wispy bangs. Well I'd gladly die before having bangs again.
Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:
I have nothing more to add to this.
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40
well hmm, This could be interesting
I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.
So it's at least plausible.
How to run away from an abusive home.
I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.
This is horrifying
Walking a Guinea pig… they must be absolutely ferocious little things…
"Thinking before you speak" is an important skill to master for all kinds of situations. It can improve your relationships with other people and enable you to express yourself in a more effective way. Start by using the THINK acronym to decide if what you have to say is True, Helpful, Inspiring, Necessary, or Kind. Then,
Should maybe have yelled "Don't Remove The Pole! The building will collapse!" But instead I was using the T.H.I.N.K acronym.
Wearing high heels while being tall.....
https://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Viscosity
Slow and low. That IS the tempo
"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."
https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old Pokémon game. Nostalgia must hit.
Comforting a dying cat :(
:(
Celebrating Onam apparently. I didn't know that existed even, but it seems so fun it's deadly.
how to: make hot chocolate with powdered cocoa.
https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Snow-Cave
apparently I'm bad at igloos
I'm checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?
How would I die by this?
"How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"
I die in a freak hawk training accident.
I die cleaning a bicycle chain.
"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly
Should've seen this coming
While catching a ghost crab.
https://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-Luggage-in-Plastic-at-Home
MISUNDERSTOOD INSTRUCTIONS, CAN'T BREATH.
Aw shit.
Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?
While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (⊙_☉)
How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish
Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?
Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/
So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?
Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year 👀
Removing mold stains from wood flooring.
https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-the-Pain-from-a-Scratched-Cornea
How to deal with the pain from a scratched cornea.
How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably
I guess from shrinking stomachUPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.
I die changing a CV axle.
How did they know I own a Subaru?
Killed by some car yard dogs I suppose
'How to treat a sprained neck'
So not sure if I'm the one with the neck injury or if I managed to get killed treating someone else
So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death
How to drop a gas tank.
Feels like a pretty reasonable way to go - I might even beat Elon to mars.
Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
I got How to Get Bulbasaur in Pokémon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.
"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"
I hope someone tells my new job I've died!
I guess dying on a roller coaster. Link
Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(
https://www.wikihow.com/Boil-Sweet-Potatoes
I think I might be going on a quest in middle earth..
How to wash a chest binder.
...I'm not afab???
I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"
Too late, I win!
I die building a pigeon coop.
"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
Botched attempt doing spell with purple candle (burned entire house down)
I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!
https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account
I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service
https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.
Imma be pushed in a water heater
