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He is already leaking fluids, and solids, on a daily basis. There are multiple confirmed reports.

Not sure what gasket you are referring to

Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

Looks identical to the moon you see everyday

But most importantly

He attac

He consume your data like a snac

All that money and all he amounted to is a booth babe at a Gun shop in Milton, Florida.

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/2025/02/08/northern-florida-gun-store-boasts-kyle-rittenhouse-as-new-cashier/78364033007/

Given the Tick-Tock pattern of Windows OS and 11 being the bad cop tock

That honestly would probably get higher adoption numbers if for other reason than historical expectations.

Windows 3, 95, 98, Vista, 7, 8, 10, 11...

There's an entire generation that has never owned or used a "PC".

They use a phone at home. Maybe a tablet for "big screen things" and that's it.

A lot of them even work off of mobile devices these days.

They do charge in the traditional way for the OS.

They also charge the OEMs.

They just want more. The line must always go up.

To be fair.

You could've asked some of those coworkers the same thing 5 years ago.

All they would've mumbled was "Something , something....Stack overflow... Found a package that does everything BUT... "

And delivered equal garbage.

Ugh I can hear it now

In our relentless pursuit of innovation, we are proud to announce the switch from the outdated 24-hour clock to Metric Time™.

Effective immediately, your standard 8-hour workday will now be... 8 metric hours.

That’s 80% of the entire day. Because nothing says “work-life balance” like leaving 2 hours for life.

Embrace the future. You’re already late.

Elon Musk's Step 1) Create an entire generation of indentured servants whose debt would be generational to pay for the trip to Mars.

No /s

This ain't your daddy's star trek.

Postgre is still better than MongoDB so I am okay with this.

Every. Every single project. Who could have predicted our data would become relational?

How big was the bullet??