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Shamelessly stolen from Reddit

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  • Who respected him more?

    • Shamelessly stolen from Reddit

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  • why not doctors and nurses too? Why stop there and why not include firefighters, government workers or teachers?

    Some places do this.

    Who compensates you

    In a round about way - everyone else. Though it's possible you just make less profit 5% of the time.

    • you ignore it until you can't anymore

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  • Let's not forget they were all, and still are, shitting their organs out on horse dewormer

    • Thank you Tim Apple, who by the way is looking a little pudgy

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  • You know, people might agree with you if Tim Cook'd up this scheme to save people's livelihoods but he didn't, and we both know that.

    He is going to lay off the exact same number of people to make the number go up harder.

    • AOL will end dial-up internet service in September, 34 years after it's debut — AOL Shield Browser and AOL Dialer software will be shuttered on the same day

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    • AOL will end dial-up internet service in September, 34 years after it's debut — AOL Shield Browser and AOL Dialer software will be shuttered on the same day

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  • Capitalism milked that shit D R Y.

    • Stupid that some apps are making us pay extra for the AI we never asked for

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  • Well Fackkk...

    • McDonald's sales are slumping because people can't afford fast-food

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  • Fast Food does not have to be tied to a Corporation.

    We have a family owned fast food local joint around the corner. Drive through only.

    It pays a liveable wage, and you can still get a full great meal under $10. A young couple owns it, they are very nice.

    There's just no corporate parasite sucking out the profit.

    • McDonald's sales are slumping because people can't afford fast-food

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    • Stupid that some apps are making us pay extra for the AI we never asked for

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  • Don't want AI on your search?

    Easy peasy just use Duck Duck Go.

    Bonus: So many things but also no more captcha on every search because they don't like you protecting your own privacy.

    • When the bullet dodges you

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  • It's because they're still trying to fit their Proletariat ass into a Capitalist shaped hole.

    • Microsoft no longer permits local Windows 10 accounts if you want Consumer Extended Security Updates — support beyond EOL requires a Microsoft Account link-up even if you pay $30

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  • They initially said you could get the account, and like 300 good boy points

    OR Pay $30.

    • Gen Z men voted for Trump to drain 'the swamp.' After Epstein, they feel duped.

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  • Every single generation gets accused of creating the worst children ever, and they were just so much better back in the day. It's quite literally a tale as old as time.

    The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

    • Plato, ~400 BCE

    • Gen Z men voted for Trump to drain 'the swamp.' After Epstein, they feel duped.

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    • Gen Z men voted for Trump to drain 'the swamp.' After Epstein, they feel duped.

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  • Ah yes the alcoholic parent. We pioneered this one ourselves. Quite the accomplishment. Having never seen our parents slam down Natty Ice each day after work, we had no idea what we were getting into.

    Never before in history, had anyone ever chosen to have a drinking problem, and kids simultaneously.

    • If CEOs think they can replace everyone with AI, why do they think Wall St. will need CEOs?

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  • You're talking about next quarter problems. Those aren't mine. I will be gone by then.

    • Every capitalist ever

    • The secret ingredient is crime

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  • Well they're available on eBay...

    • Americans have no idea

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  • Every accusation is a conversation

    More true everyday

    • Americans have no idea

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  • I get all my news from Facebook

    • Americans have no idea

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  • Bro it's 2025. We've all lost at least 11% of our income/spending power post Covid