This is just as contrived and boring as the console wars

I encourage everyone to experiment like this. Go ahead, make your Nutelletti. Take one bite, realize it's awful then hastily consume the rest of your failure over the sink in shame.

They were probably "promised" the job. Anon will will still need to apply and the state will perform the minimum amount of interviews (they're legally obligated to) only to miraculously land on a candidate with no experience. Good old fashioned nepotism.

Most likely this is fiction of a deranged person. Considering every possible situation they might get a job and how to avoid it.

https://youtu.be/Fd5c3Qtcr_w?si=89_pVBwTnxnv9NOA

Sending a lot of emails pleases the boss, make sure to send emails everyday.

Or they could just block you and tell you to fuck off

That's just solid advice