Slutty when I'm drunk. Slutty when I'm high. Slutty when I'm sober. I don't think it's the booze.
This is unironically something I'd love to do. Not just to see what humanity will be like in a thousand years (if they're still around). I want to watch the sun blow up, galaxies merge, and black holes die. Spectator mode with fast forward, basically.
Who needs a licence when you have fluffy dice. It's the dice that make you a professional uwu
Oh my, I skimmed a few stories, and some of them have very exciting story lines. Glee, Sanmer, and Harridaotter all have at least a couple of stories that are right up my alley, and I'll browse some of the others some more. Thank you so much :3
"Mind bondage" sounds interesting, can you recommend an author or a particular story? :3
Yes, it always amazes me how much effort some YouTubers put into every single one of their videos :3
If it's enough straw, sure, but I'm a lil princess, and if there's one pebble underneath it, I'll feel it uwu
tbh sometimes I wonder where my kinks end and where coping mechanisms begin, and hypnosis is one of those cases. The idea of my brain melting out of my ears and being unaware of anything but the pleasure I'm experiencing just sounds so nice and relaxing.
Wow, that's a dream setup, especially with the hypnotic visor :3 (But I'd definitely need knee pads before signing up for something like this)
This is a furry parody of Joost Klein's song "Europapa" (the Dutch entry to this year's Eurovision Song Contest). It's a very cute and silly video, and the music is so well made that I've been listening to it almost every day for the last few weeks. Most of the song is in Dutch, but there's a pretty good translation in the comments :3
No, as long as I got to do even one of those things and enjoy it, I'd call it a success
I don't need therapy, I need to go home, play with Legos, cuddle with 30 cute people, and do drugs
Ok, how many of them do I have to eat to get a better life? Two bags, three? I'd eat up to five bags of macroplastics if they improved my life. Please.
Those are some big ears, and I bet they are fluffy as they are cute :3
Hey, I have the perfect reaction meme for this! It's somewhere in this folder, I just... need to... find it... It should be near the top, I think, I downloaded it not too long ago. Dang, where is it... So, it's, it's really funny, it's, like, there is this cat and... I think I already went past it. Yeah, these memes are all older, I think. But I didn't see it anywhere. Hang on, let me check again... yeah, it's definitely older than this one, but... ah, never mind, but it's a great meme, trust me!
Don't let your dreams be memes. When we did the blackout thing on reddit last year, I said I'd get a Reggie tattoo if it worked. Sometimes, I'm a little sad it didn't work out, but I'd probably regret getting a Reggie tattoo. So maybe it's a good idea to let some dreams be memes. But I'm not your mum, and you can do whatever makes you happy uwu
alt text: a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about leap years. It says "A leap year, also known as an intercalary year or bissextile year, (...)". The word "bissextile" is circled in red and has arrows pointing at it. An image of a bisexual pride flag, Moxxie (a bisexual character in the show Helluva Boss), and Freddie Mercury are placed around the word "bissextile" because it looks a lot like bisexual. end alt text uwu
edit: apologies for the missing image. I uploaded it to my home instance (pawb.social), which had some technical issues and went down a couple of hours later. But it's back now, and so is the image. (Nothing but love for the pawb admins, shit happens <3)
cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301
> reject humanity, embrace the machine > > alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.
reject humanity, embrace the machine
alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.
image transcription:
me: "yeah, I'm doing well."
also me: a screenshot of a YouTube video titled "1 hour UwU sound effect."
I made a comic :3
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A black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”
First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.
Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w<” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”
Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.
Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun <3”
A text box: “one hour later”
Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”
Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”
Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”