LordAmplifier @ LordAmplifier @pawb.social

one singular braincell :3

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Yes, Furrjoi make some very nice ones! I'd love to get some one day. Soft and fluffy pawbs would be wonderful and probably better, I agree, but I'm also into everything rubber, so I don't mind too much :3c

This is certified antique because Google used to give you decent results, maybe even some obscure but highly specialised website dedicated to nothing but your question. Nowadays, you'll get so much AI slop that you might as well go back to the pre-internet days, ask your uncle, and just believe whatever misinformation he gives you.

Yes, not needing headphones would be the biggest upside. I have ear muffs for construction workers that I sometimes wear, but they get uncomfortable after a few hours, especially when you're wearing glasses. The complete silence (except for my tinnitus) they provide is pure bliss.

"The whole time you were trying to kill us" And just like that, they're back to trying to kill you. But it's a very cute sneeze, and it's hard not to get killed when someone sneezes like that :3c

That's a great position. I love the spreader bar that forces them into this position. It's simple, elegant, and easily accessible <3

Pretty footpaws <3

There are special, uh, shoes or socks, I guess? They're made from thick silicone and look like footpaws, so this scenario could theoretically happen to you irl. If that isn't something to strive for, then I don't know what is.

That's the perfect position to get a faceful of pawbeans while fucking, which makes everything better <3

Oh wow, this reminds me of this guy I used to be friends with in school. He did Call of Duty videos on YouTube, both solo and with friends. One day, he uploaded his first vlog. It's still online, and it's the most "15 year-old guy wants to be casually badass online (in 480p)" thing. I'm not trying to make fun of him, it's just really adorable to watch. He's sitting there with sunglasses, slightly off-screen, and talking about stuff, but one of the first things he says is "Hi, welcome to my first vlog, I'll talk about xyz, so... now you know what I look like, this is my computer... my keyboard... my mouse (lifts mouse)." I come back to this video every once in a while because it reminds me of how carefree everything was when we were all 15 years old.

Same, but the other way around? I want a soundproof room to be quiet in and to escape from this noisy world.

tfw the lights suddenly turn off and you aren't sure if it's Amazon or demons (what's the difference, anyway)

That was a cute animation with a great ending. There's also something that I really like about this "cute character on a scooter" trope, and it makes me very happy that the artist chose to go with it.

If your bathroom is at the end of a dark hallway, there are various solutions to your problem:

1. More light switches: You can add another light switch next to your bedroom door. This can be done either by tearing open the wall and putting in new wiring, by placing wires on the wall (if you don't want to or can't tear open the wall, e.g. along the bottom of the wall), or by replacing the old light switch with one that can be remotely operated via a remote or an app.
2. A torch that you keep at 15% battery at all times: Torches (or flashlights) have this creepy flair that ceiling lights can't match. Spice it up a bit more by keeping the battery barely charged. That way, it might turn off while you're on the toilet and you'll have to run back to your bedroom. The thrill of that is unmatched.
3. Piss bottle
4. Install a toilet in your bedroom: Who wouldn't like to sleep right next to where they poop? This is a convenient way to avoid leaving your bedroom altogether, and you won't have to tear open the walls like you would have for extra light switches (what's plumbing?).
5. Lose all hope and give up on life: If you don't care whether you live or die, the monsters in the dark become way less scary!

(I promise I'm not an AI)

Step 3 is too real. I spend so many of my rest periods between sets looking like this little guy. A few months ago, I was doing a set, tried not to cry while resting, then did the next set as if nothing was wrong.

If all vampires were that cute, they'd have a much easier time finding people who'd willingly let them drink their blood <3

"Praise our prophet ^{who's also a sub}"

"What did you just call me?"

"PRAISE BE"

Look at her, tied up and caught between two dicks that fill her up with cum, and there's nothing she can do other than enjoying every last second of it~ No, I'm not jealous at all qwq

Depends on the club, I'd say, but either way, she looks stunning as always <3

Their genius terrifies me, and I'll never again be able to look at 4:38 without saying "I wish that were me".

These latex suits are so cool. I've been following a couple of people who post photos like this on Bluesky (there's even one who cosplays as Loona from Helluva Boss <3) and I love how they bring kinky fantasies to real life.

I like it. It's very tight, shiny, and "please sit on my face"-able :3