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  • America: .... (pretending to make static sounds, muffling their voice like it's a bad connection).... WHAT'S THAT??! ... we've got a bad connection ... did you say .... BOMB THEM MORE? .... (keeps pretending to make static sounds)

  • Every time you find out the reasons why or figure out the criteria of why the ban is in place for any book .... the Christian Bible should also be banned for the same reasons.

  • If countries want to go to war with another .... I've often fantasized that instead of sending whole armies, each country just send their leaders in a loin cloth, cover them in oil and no weapons. The leaders would then be thrown in an enclosed cage to do battle to the death with their bare hands. If they don't do battle, the audience get to kill them with spears ... then the contest is continued by the next selected leader from each country. The contest is continued until one leader kills the other.

  • If you give your pets some little booties to wear, then they'll let them smoke inside the building

  • That guys reaction is after seeing the blinding flash of the initial explosion

  • Or why average Americans don't just do the same and go rob a bank or convenience store ... just arrest people randomly, zip tie them, take all the money and leave everyone behind.

    The best part would be the local news reporting the masked robbers looked like this and ask if anyone has spotted them

  • Did Nazi that coming

  • Get a dozen guys to dress up like them and go stand around with them. When things start happening, just run around and make accusations and cause general mayhem.

    How can you impersonate someone who has no markings, and no ID?

  • Someone ... or a new artist should just release a new version of the song with new lyrics every year

    But to your question ... I'm Indigenous Canadian, so from the day I was born, I've always been overwhelmed by the world because most of it, especially living in northern Ontario was a government that either actively or passively just wanted us to either disappear, assimilate, go away or just die.

    I've always seen the world as falling apart. I remind my friends when we debate this stuff that the human species has been around for about two million years, a species that looks like us was around about 100,000 years ago and the most modern ancestor that could think, act and be like us is about 50,000 years ago. We've only just started our technological evolution about 200 years ago. So when you think about it, we are more designed as prehistoric cavemen and cavewomen who are easily scared of shadows in the dark or what happens after we die. We have only just taken our first step out of the cave we all used to inhabit. It's going to take us a few more thousand years to get to the point where our brains can process and live with the modern world we created .... that is if we last that long. In the meantime, we'll just fumble along trying to become temporary Masters of the Universe on our tiny speck of floating dust in the galaxy.

    To put things into perspective ... listen to Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot

    Or watch the cartoonist Steve Cutts A Brief Disagreement

    The thing that is pissing me off these days is not so much that the world is falling apart ... it always has been for me ... its that we are accelerating the amount of danger we are putting all of humanity ... and for what? a little bit of profit and for a small group of people to say they can rule the world?

  • Their governments should just rotate each leader once in a while just to keep things fun .... I doubt anyone would notice or that it would change world politics

  • No it means there is zero percent chance of New Zealand

  • It's the political version of 'Weekend at Bernie's' .... America killed democracy a long time ago and they've been parading around the dead body for years pretending that everything is OK.

    As the years go by it's getting harder and harder to get people to ignore the rotting stinking corpse they keep dressing up in American flags and uniforms.

  • Cum stain? It was a full term pregnancy that gave birth to a big giant orange piece of shit.

  • Who says it survived the last war in the middle east?

    American democracy is an oxymoron

  • No need to describe them in any way but just ...

    Evil

  • It's not enough ... you know why? ... They just bombed a foreign country!

    People are dying because of the lack of action ... if American's do something, yeah people are going to get hurt and maybe die but you know what? .. if American's don't do something, hundreds, thousands and even millions are going to die

    So who's it going to be? a few Americans? or a few million no name people living in countries you would never visit anyway?

    Self sacrifice? America only does that in the movies ... it's a myth ... a fantasy .. America would rather watch the world burn as long as they keep driving their SUV to the local football game and buy their latte and use an Iphone

    The world's going to fall apart because of the selfishness of a few million idiots that just don't care about anyone but themselves.

  • Congress? You dumb American fucks should all be out on the streets to shut your country down in protest.

    Instead, you'd rather continue living a nice comfortable life because you all know that you will be the last ones to have to face any threat of war when the world starts tearing itself apart.

    Eat shit you dumb fucks ... the rest of the world is going to burn and fall apart all because none of you wanted to lift a finger to stop it.

    As far as I'm concerned I fucking hate America now ... I'm Canadian and I'm pissed at my southern neighbours. It's like having a trailer trash neighbour who just fire bombed someone across town and just doesn't give a shit about what they did because no one is going to do anything about it.

    America can go fuck itself ... I have no respect for any of you because you're leading us down a deadly path and all of you are just sitting on your ass hoping that this will resolve itself without your participation ... you dumb lazy fucks.

  • Eat shit America

    I wouldn't mind it if you guys were just destroying yourselves but your stupidity is going to drive the entire world into chaos because you really, really, really want to hold on to the dumbest leader imaginable.

    Trump's not the problem .... you all are!

    You can take a copy of your constitution, roll it up tightly into a long tube, cover it with Saudi oil and shove it up your ass