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  • Eats 10,000 bread ... gets Level 14 diabetes

  • It is now!

  • I think I'll use it as a ringtone or alarm for my phone .... no better way to wake in the morning than to be terrified

  • Turns out Picard is a raging alcoholic with cognitive impairment and is only a figurehead the crew needs in place in order to manage the ship.

    It also turns out that the entire crew is actually Borg which have adapted into creating perfect disguises for their physical implants and augmentations, to hide their identity and infiltrate the federation .... with an entire federation ship crewed by Borg and captained by a single human who is a helpless easily manipulated alcoholic.

  • .... also, I didn't notice that link ... and now that voice will haunt my senses for a long, long time

  • Welcome to the world of being an Indigenous Canadian teen in a non-Indigenous city in the 1990s ..... where you either get wrongly arrested, or you develop a sixth sense for the police

  • Using his force powers to block his sense of smell .... but for how long?

  • As long as the voting public in first world countries are not starving and have something to eat, even if it isn't enough or even healthy .... they won't vote for any kind of social change.

  • They mask because they know what they're doing is wrong.

    If what they were doing was right, moral, necessary and justified ..... they wouldn't have a problem showing their face and giving their ID.

    The fact that they mask up, and break dozens of laws just means it's legalized criminal behavior.

  • But the economy is doing good and those little arrows are pointing up and numbers are going up instead of down ..... that means it's good.

  • No wonder those things smell terrible

  • That's incest

  • Nothing more American than to see Republicans freak out at the tiniest possibility that someone wants to actually help average Americans ..... and instead of ignoring them, they label him a radical socialist that is dangerous.... dangerous to who? The rich!

  • Everyone should just dress up like ICE everywhere ... you don't have to do anything violent or illegal .. just go about your day as an ICE agent.

    Going shopping, dress up like ICE ... anyone asks, just say you're ICE

    Going to the movies? dress up like ICE

    Going to visit grandma? dress up like ICE

    Going to a wedding? dress up like ICE with a hoodie, ball cap, sunglasses and mask

    Once everyone everywhere is ICE ... ICE will be less likely to bother people

  • Yes .... unless the building owners are more sadistic and instead wanted pets literally on fire and smoking

  • Make ... (cough, cough, cough) .... America ... (cough, HACK, ACK) ...Great ... (cough, hack, wheeze, cough, hack)... Again

  • The Chinese government sitting around the phone with the US on hold ...."how long should we make them wait?"

    "Give them another hour, it's already been two" (another round of belly busting laugher)