You are in good company here. I feel that Lemmy has adopted every damn Linux user on the planet, lol.
I haven't been this pressured into using Linux since living with my parents. My father is quite the power user for decades and all the jargon and humor here he appreciates.
This is the only semi-legitimate reason I can get behind. For kids in grade-school.
If anybody outside of grade-school brings this up, I would laugh and ignore.