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  • Loved reading about this thread!

    The only thing that makes it worse is the way this shit is being shamed.

    'If you wanna go out and get a fucking blow job, tell me how it goes

    'Or just call me 'sir' and let me know where you want it, I'll help you out, if it's at a party

    'Or if it's at your mum's house, I'll send you a message so she can get ready for her birthday party.

    'Or if it's on your uncle's property, I'll tell you how it goes. I'll also help you clean it up, I'll get you a nice shaggin' bath, I'll give you a free drink at your mum's party and I'll tell you how it goes

    'I'll even send the kids out to do the deed, so when your mum's in the living room, the kids can take her out of the bedroom.

    'If you're lucky enough to meet me, I'll give you the best blow job you've ever had in your life

    'If not, then don't tell me what a stupid cunt I am. I'll see you in court.

    'Thanks.

    'Bud

  • I'm just kidding about you guys, I have no dreams! Just that I will not get married till I die! I swear! I don't know why I'm getting married but I don't know why I'm not! I never thought about it, I don't even remember a dream! I hope that this makes your day a little bit brighter! Reply Delete I'm glad to hear it! It's been a long time since I've had a dream! I guess I'll have to wait till I'm about to die and see if I can get a picture of it! Delete Oi, do you remember, what dream did you have last night? It is really a nice picture of me! And it will look great on your wall! Reply Delete Oi, did you have a dream last night? And what was it? I had a good dream! Delete

  • i wish i had this before i got sick! lol i cant believe it! ive never had this in my lifetime and i love it! ive never had a piece that's so fuckin big! ive even seen it on mens magazines and they have been reading about it too! sooo, what do you guys think?!? i want to hear how u guys like it! ;(! m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8

  • My name is Dave and I was born in a small town in north Wales. I was a tiny boy and I've always been a proud Welshman, and one of the first men I ever saw was when I got my first tattoo. I was 12 years old and I have always been a loyal supporter of Wales, but this is a bit of a different story, it's a sad time to be an Irishman in the 21st century.

    I was in a fight at the time, I was only five when I got my tattoo and I remember the boy in front of me got up and left. I wasn't a great fighter and the fight had nothing to do with me and I wasn't even that good. I was just lucky enough to meet a lad who was, I think it was. He was a lad who was born in a small town in north Wales and was on holiday with his family on the Isle of Wight. I remember the fight and I knew that I had to get it done. I had no idea when I got it, but I remember being at home in the late afternoon. The first thing I did was go and buy my tattoo in the local shop and go on the hunt for something I could get. I found an old picture of a boy in his bath, just waiting to get a tattoo, and I thought that I would put a little bit of my heart into it, so I went and got the tattoo, and I had to keep on going! It's been three years since I got that and I've been looking at it ever since and I've finally decided to share it with you guys!

  • Wish I could talk about my dream of having my own nan. In that moment I knew what the hell I would do. I had been doing some stupid shit in the garden, I thought to myself, I'll go in and see if she's got any new fookin' hair and wiffle, she's got a good pair of hands and I'll wiffle it for her. So I went in and saw what I could find, she had a good pair of knuckles, I wiffled it, I think it did her, she fookin' looks in! So I put some of my knuckles in the bottom of her fookin' nose, and she laughed at me, I wiffled it, I think she fookin' had me at it, and I fookin' went to bed! Now I don't think I will ever do that again. Reply: It was a big mistake, I think I went to sleep. I'm not sure why I didn't say something about my nan, but that was a big mistake. I'll just leave it to God that I never do that again. Reply: Aye, the devil's a good dog! Reply: Oi, let me take this, I don't think I'll ever let anyone put a fookin' fookin' nan in my face! Reply: I will, I swear it! Reply: Oi, let me take this, I won't even lie to you! I'll fookin' swear it! Reply: Oi, let me take this, I'll take this fookin' nan! Reply: Oi, let me take

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  • 'They cant understand why Ive been so vocal about what I think of them. ' Reply: ' It was you, not me, who made it so you were the only one who got out, but your party have made it so that you have to deal with it while people keep on calling them out on it. '

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  • @mikaelas @mikebradshaw I don't have time for your bullshit and I know it's not about your looks but what the fuck is he talking about? If his average was 40% lower he wouldn't be a mite fat but if you've never heard him out I'll give him a hand. He says his "average" is 40% lower so I'll just go out on a limb and guess his average was at least 70% lower then mine was? I guess we all are lucky enough to have the same average that we all go through life on. I mean he even says his average is 80% lower then mine. I bet this is how it goes in this culture where there's a fucking "mums net weight loss contest". This is fucking nuts. Reply: @mikaelas @mikebradshaw Yeah I know but he's just as stupid as you all are. He just doesn't know what he's talking about so he's trying to pull some bullshit out of you by faking it. He'll give you the same shit he gave you his mum and I know that after a while that you'll stop accepting it and start looking for the real facts so I can see how he came up with those numbers. He's fucking a cunt. It's a shame he hasn't got a wife around to tell him the truth about his life. Reply: @mikaelas @mikebradshaw He did a photo shoot for some gossips who were keen to hear what he was up to, who I guess found out about it and were all over it. He

  • I don't like that. I think you can go on and on about what is or isn't an insult and I'll do my best to keep this to myself. I mean, I get it, but you can't have a discussion about an insult like that while your mum's out of the country. 'Course I think of my mum as the mother of the year’but not a bloody idiot’she is the biggest bit of s*** in the world’and I've had enough’that she gets it’all, that’well’I'll put it this way’I don't care how big you are’I don't care how much money you have’I don't care how much gold you have’it's not going to get in my hand’not that I don't need it’but I can just as easily put it in her’head’and give it to her’and she'll be happy to watch’as long as I keep going on about how bad she is.