Also lucky that girls never wear heels, that would make this much worse
I have seen the aftermath from when someone rolled her foot in platform heels. (I was nearby, but didn't see her foot go perpendicular to her leg like I heard about afterwards.) It was many years ago and I don't think of it often, but I don't recall ever buying any kind of platform shoe ever again after that.
I once rolled my ankle but in the most perfect way in which instead of pain, it was the most pleasurable "bone popping" I've ever had in my life. All those tiny ankle bone just popped like satisfying bubble wrap that you just grabbed and popped a bunch, it was so satisfying I was dazed for like a solid minute or 2.
I have spent 15 years trying to do it again to no success :(
I’ve been blessed with an incredibly pop susceptible body. Ankles, toes, wrists, knuckles, neck, back, the odd elbow or knee pop here and there. My neck is so loud that I was watching Dune in IMAX with my boyfriend and he heard it over the subwoofers. It’s very satisfying.
Popping my sternum in public is the highlight of existing some days. It’s loud, and alarming.
I learned I could do it a decade back but it takes a super specific position that took me many more years to work out so I could do it on demand. Feels amazing.
My hyper-flexibility is probably to blame for it, but it’s super fun :)
They don't have ankles. They don't have testicles. They are missing a bunch of ribs. They don't fart. They don't even have a Y chromosome. At a certain point, it's probably easier to list the things they do have.
They don't poop but they do fart (butterflies)
I'm a girl and I did this bad enough to break my ankle. Yeah it hurt
To most people good morning, most people, but to everyone who advertises on iheart radio please roll your ankle
I won/lost gene lotery. I can twist my ankle like that without permanent damage but I can't lift more than 20kg in a squat.
I can also twist my ankles like that painlessly. But I can't touch my toes with my finger tips without bending my knees at all, best I can do is like 10 inches away.
Somehow the funniest part is that this isn't anywhere near as painful as a bad period, and the pain doesn't last for days at a time either.
I rolled my foot and it created a compound fracture of that 5th metatarsal... since it still hurts in bad weather 30 years later, 5/7 would not recommend.
I have and it has been hurting since February
If possible go have it looked at. I did this 4 years ago and it still hurts. Please don't be me.
Have you tried drowning your sorrows with a good pilsner?
God I have rolled my ankle a shit ton doing physical activities and simply walking, to the point both feet have rolled several times, and to the point where I needed physical therapy. I am fucked on uneven terrain, and even when walking in my house on kitchen tiled floor I have rolled and tripped.
Physical therapy at least made it so it doesn't hurt anymore when I roll, and I'm not out of commission for the next hour.
I'm not even of legal drinking age, I'll probably die by falling down the stairs at 50 or smth.
Are you able to wear hi-top sneakers or boots? I used to roll my ankles a lot so I started wearing both and it happens less. When it does happen, it doesn't hurt nearly as much
Okay I'm going to put this out there. I've never birthed a child but I can be certain that the birthing process doesn't hold a candle to the monkey claw I experience after eating a bean burrito loaded with jalapenos and mole. I don't think even an epidural could ameliorate that level of dire suffering.
Oh, as a kid I was skiing with my dad, and saw the bottom side of a ski, was that good enough?
you're not really going to roll your ankles barefoot though, like there's a reason our feet are wider than they're tall
I walk like that sometimes...
But honestly, if there was a way to objectively measure pain, I'd like to compare it to a kick in the balls.
Boys get kicked in the balls every month, can confirm
Then stop doing it, it's not nice.
As far as I can remember, this has never happened to me, but to my mother and sisters...
Had a subtallar dislocation almost 2 years ago so that was fun. 0/10 recommend sticking to periods. Proby.
Idk why, but I can stand with both feet like this for a long time. Maybe the sudden and quick rolling is what hurts.
