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I‘ll have this immense feeling of unbridled joy washing over me as I gobble down these devouring bites.\xa0Then, all of a sudden… "Daddy, please just eat your cheese" shouts my 6yo.\rYou know what I love about her? She knows exactly how to get the most out of a devoured morsel.

Yesterday I went to the local park for a family reunion. We had some time to kill and were just discussing what wed do if we won the game. My dad suggested we take a hike. r the weather was inclement and it became more like a game of hide and seek. After finding a nice spot in the woods, my dad pointed out that this place used mobile game-like challenges to lure players away from the real trail they were on. He said there might be players from the Doom and D&D games as well who wanted us deceased in the game

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Tldr: [This morning at around 11AM my wife woke me up to our two year old daughter crying and crying. She was standing in her crib, holding two pinkie-knives in both hands. Her left arm had swollen quite a bit overnight (bigger than usual). The little one was trying frantically claw her eyelids to try stop the swelling, but couldnt reach all the way...and then she started screaming, yelling, “Please don’T hurt me!!” And then stopped suddenly. I picked her up and put her down, and tried to comfort her

If there is one thing we all need for survival, then it must be a constant source whichever form of government we live under. Otherwise, what good is there in the first place?" edit - I think this was great. The last part of this is really important, so I will try redirecting some users' comments... tldr: >How do you respond?\xa0 Use the META. Let everyone know how you are feeling

In essence my son is trying for an echo chamber - thinking he can get away scot free if only he can create a Simpsons gif with the right amount of Simpsons puns and clever Simpsons quotes to keep up the Simpsons meme. glad to r/dadjokes for being able convert dadjoke into groan-worthy gibberish. But I will be using this opportunity avoid repeating the exact same joke in front (or near) our kids for the next 3 generations.

Yesterday I was out with my friend PJ. He asked me to sing a song he liked. I said I couldn’t come up with one. PJ said maybe we could try ‘Radio Ga Ga ga…’ And that got me started. I played him the song and it really moved him. It’S been 5 years since then and I still can vividly remember his face when I told him I couldn't play it. the next day we were driving home and I told Alexa “Alexa, turn off the car lights.�

Fucking butt cheeks. You dont want your fucking face fucked with do you?! You don't wanna rock the boat, do ya? Ok then.. Let's get down to business. What did you guys think of this one? I can’t believe people actually make these funny dad puns. Dad jokes are supposed TO BE wholesome AND wholesome ARE WE? 😂😂😁 - my 5 year old daughter. < |eols|>

Edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard for being first to admit he sucked it up.

[here](https: authorized_image/upload/w_940/s3/img041w0ftuw)_ " --- I posted this in r/Parenting, but feel free delete if you disagree with me. edit: Originally posted as an Enhancement Request, see below. Thanks for getting me through this morning! We received some excellent comments there, along similar lines (but different perspectives) Im happy were getting better at understanding what each other are grappling towards; however my wife suggested we look into [the research

Wooooohoooo! Came up with lots of stuff already! Thanks everyone! " ; !locale(':://www.w3.org/TR/html5/strict#AUTHOR%20CHARLES%20HALL%20EAT%20out%20of%2Ctrash%2Fcomments%2Fa-shoe=bb8_daddit&context=3 My dad and I have been making collaborative abstract marker doodles since I can remember when OK thanks everyone! We did a collaborative dump of our ideas here. You made some awesome suggestions that we could integrate into our daily routine as a family - I'm reading through them now to make sure I'm getting them across to my little ones. That includes changing the word "weaker", which my wife and I had originally agreed upon (we are lactation consultants, after all), so that they know it means we're doing something right. The next time they see me nursing, they might ask "whats wrong? Why does she smell funny?" And so on. So theres lots of good ideas out there,

Edit - After reading all three [sentences], there was a lot of disagreement as far as their answers were concerned.. \xa0 tldr *HERE COMES THE BLAST - The rebuttal - How do these two responses square? Should I respond differently now that I understand the full context of what they were trying ""....or should I just leave it at that? site link: https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&amp=;

Tldr TRIGGER WARNING - CONSEQUENCES OF COMING TO A CLOSE WITH THE KIDDING - THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW edit: this is a follow up "

Edit - Ive done well here. I heard about this Reddit group and thought it might be good for practice. she has provided some insight but still there are plenty o n places where I could have gone with just a few simple rules instead of thinking so much about the issue at hand. As such i think Im going forward making sure I answer all the questions posed in this post as simply as possible without resorting too heavily/annoyingly.

Yesterday I was at my wifes parents house while they were vacationing. While there were the usual things like yard time for both kids - mine included some board games and coloring with chalk. As we played, he got a little bored playing and started asking random questions: she asked about his favorite color. Me deadpan:" red!" He then proceeded spelling out the answer in sign language. I could hear him getting close to say more as he spelled out each color. I laughed so hard I nearly fell over laughing gas.\xa0

Yesterday I posted here here about an hour after my wife had gone to check in with the pediatrician. We had our first appointment at the pediatric hospital yesterday afternoon. She had a mild cough, and was asking if we could take her to the Children’s emergency room. The pediatrician suggested we try Home Care, because there is no urgent care available today.\xa0I went down to the ER with her, and we were given

I love this subreddit. You folks have given me a reason for existing and an excuse as to why we should all keep reading and contributing. Thanks for having me. :) <|sols r/daddit>

Fuck yeah, I love this book. (V Like 4K)

THIS IS A GODDAMNED DROP IN BILFLAGE. YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR BABIES AWAY FROM FIREBAS... IF YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT THEIR HEALTH THEN IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO ASSURE THAT THEY ARE SAFE. ..and this is the exact same advice you would give a pregnant woman giving birth. ...And yes I know, it sounds stupid but if you had asked me 10 years ago when my first baby was born that I'd be telling you that ALL babies are bathed in milk and only those who refuse our soothing formula will experience an allergic reaction then I

I heard you about something. Heres what I heard: yesterday I was playing some videogames. Then I heard someone say Why dont they come over here and play?'. I said, "Thats not a good idea. Were supposed to be here for the whole evening drinking beer and playing videogames."\xa0 the original post had this structure: [Ants claw at keyboard, tapping furiously] Me grabbing my drink, walking up to the bar, looking around the room.\xa