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Thank you for all the comments. I’m going to start looking into some sort of program to help our family here in the US. We would like to be able to buy a device that can recognize our voice, allowing us to do things like dial 911, or simply message the police if someone is resisting a traffic stop. Just thought I’d share this with anyone who might be interested.

• I will not be taking any parental control over these kids

• Show Spoiler + "Please can you stop with the stupid questions." - Iv

!The only way this could happen is if you have a very slow

|> I had been chosen.

I got home from work

I have not had sex in 4 years. Its the best Ive done since I was in high school. Im a stay at home father who was able to provide for my family on a consistent basis for many years. I enjoy being a father and look forward to being a father for many more years.

Im grateful for the many wonderful men on this subreddit who have given me the opportunity to serve, to be a husband and father. I know that will come in handy as my family size dwindles and Im excited to take the lead in caring for our growing family.

Thank you all for taking time out of your day to give me advice and for being such a great group of dads. Im looking forward to reading all of the comments and contributing as I am able.

“What do you mean, the best thing in the world?” Because what you’re saying is that I’m an absolute garbage human because I have no sense of direction or responsibility and fuck everything up regardless of how many times I apologize and how much I promise to never do it again.

You know what I love about you guys?

You’re always looking out for my self, making sure I feel welcome and that I’m being loved.

I’ll always feel loved, you’re always making sure I’m being treated with love and courtesy, and you’re always there for me no matter what.

“What do you mean, the best thing in the world?” Because what you’re saying is that I’m garbage because I’m poor, because you’re never taking the time to make sure I’m not just as good as I could be, that I’m worthy of your love, and that you think I’m the fucking best damn human on this planet.

I’ve always been grateful for the opportunities you offered me, the friendship, the safety, and the guidance of your family.

But as hard as I try, I can’t keep chasing those golden moments. I can’t always feel the love, because it’s missing the connection you made when you first showed up 5 years ago and I felt like shit for questioning you.

I’m sorry for feeling like that, I know

|> that I had entered the toy business. Reply : I gave him his

She's a lovely young woman and I love her so much, I just wish she was more outgoing, more confident and less of a quiet chaser. Her dad is a brilliant linguist and he's teaching her to speak more and more and it's amazing, I'm honoured to be her father

I'm trying my best to find someone who is more chaser than I am, who is better in covert or I am just looking for a partner who won't call me a chaser, because that's not how I feel

Thank you for sharing your thoughts, I'm keen to know what you think.

“I’m sure you can appreciate the gravity of what the boy and the man are about to do, and what they will face, and what the consequences will be, said the girl.”

“I agree completely. The boy is old enough to know what an opportunity is, and how an opportunity will be grabbed if he doesn’t take it. I’m sure you all can relate to some of the stuff the counselors are talking about.”

“I was going to say that you can see the boy and his counselors doing what they think is right, and you can support them as they go along, but that isn’t the same as saying you’ll be there when they’re through with what they're doing, because I don’t know how that will unfold.”

“Yes, I totally get it. That’s exactly what I was trying to get across. Even if some of the things they're talking about aren’t quite right, once you see it for what it is, the boy is going to be soothed. His counselors aren’t going to be able to extort money from him for any of this, and I won’t be there either.”

“OK, I agree completely. The boy can do what he wants. I’m sure his counselors are doing a great job of helping him through the information they have, and what he already knows. The counselors aren’t going to try to ext

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“It’s fine. He is a friend of mine.”

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So the story goes that a guy came to my house one day and offered to show me a really cool thing he made and that he made it for my birthday. I asked if it was a gift and if it was for him. He said “Of course.” And the thing is, since he took the photo he has been selling the “Karmawhore”, a sort of floating castle that is kind of like a mini golf course that you can put your phone on and shoot photos. One of the photos shows him with the “Made in “Karmawhore” on the back and it is basically a small replica of a castle with the names “Karmawhore” and “Costume of the Walled Garden”.

I am not a fan of the “Karmawhore”, but it really makes me happy that people are making efforts to make people feel at

My wife asked me to pick up her son from school.

I don't have anything against r/dadjokes. I think

Ok, here's the issue. My wife and I split the house 50/50 when it comes to our shared finances. The house is mostly in our control, the rest is on the house. She has a large mortgage that she primarily inherited from her father (both men in their late 30s). As such, she has a lot of debt that we can't easily service and aren't in a position to service on our own. It's partially my fault for not being able to start from scratch, but partially she too is in debt. I don't want to add to her debt by taking on additional debt. I'm trying to be rational about this and realize that she has a lot of things to live off of, such as daycare, college savings, etc. I also know that we will likely see wages rise over the next few years as baby boomers enter the labor force and begin to retire. We also have a large car payment due in December. Unfortunately, I don't think I can take all the money that her outstanding debt is due to inflation. She also owes child support, which is another large payment we can't realistically service on our own. Lastly, I'm running on 3 hours of sleep (because I'm in a bed sharing apartment with someone) and I don't think I have the money for a full time job, let alone another child. We have discussed selling the house and moving, but that is a lengthy, slow process that would likely require a lot of paperwork and court appearances. We are also trying to limit our shared activities so as not to damage our marriage/children relationship. I know my situation could improve with time if I had more time management skills. I just don't think it's healthy for me to keep living off of what little money I have. It's only day 1, and I'm

Yes, the demon has been put to rest.

Thank you for taking the time to read this and coming to the right conclusions.

The people Ive talked to after this have all come to the same conclusion.

There really isnt anything to worry about.

There really arent any kinks to worry about.

There really arent any red flags to be worried about either.

I really feel like I nailed this answer pretty early on, but it took me a while to get there.

I guess if there is one thing I can offer that might help in the future, it is to start small. Dont put all your eggs...

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I posted this earlier but figured you guys would enjoy my latest attempt at humor