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If someone were making a cartoon with you as one of the characters, what would your outfit be?
  • Given my username... I'm not really sure what would work.

  • What's the worst natural disaster you've been in?
  • The Kaikoura Earthquake in November 2016. Imagine lying between the rails of a railway track and having a freight train pass over you - our whole HOUSE was shaking like that.

    And we were HUNDREDS of kilometers away from the epicenter.

  • Penalty Rule
  • Oops

  • listen
  • This wookiee is particularly sensitive

  • listen
  • Sentient scrotum

  • Chewy
  • I approve

  • Anon watches LOTR
  • Can confirm. I was an extra in these movies and now I'm on first name terms with all the local osteopaths.

  • If a person from 1700 asked you your job, would they understand your answer, and if not, how would you explain it to them?
  • I'm an archaeologist.

    Back in the 1700s this wasn't really a thing. Although there were folk, usually educated people like vicars and wealthy land owners, who called themselves 'antiquarians'.

    This mostly involved them employing the local unemployed to hack away at old burial mounds/tombs looking for treasure. Buggering up the archaeology for us future scientists in the process!

  • King of the Hill
  • I think I must've missed this episode.

  • Meep!
  • Yeah! Thank you. I thought it gave it a little something extra!

  • Coconut and Sandalwood springs to mind.
  • Gimli: [from the corner] That only counts as one!

  • Ruined
  • Sound of a bobcat being waterboarded

  • Micro Wave [DALLE]
  • Sure thing!

  • I made this new account and I’m pretty happy with my name.
  • Choosing the right name is SO important.

  • Match of the Century [DALLE]
  • Dunno, it just let me do it.

  • Separating Lights from the Darks [DALLE]
  • He shrunk in the wash

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