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CalamityEmu

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  • Do I make a roll for that?

  • I'm told panic is a free action. Or was that crying. Probably both.

  • Why Not Both?

  • That is the best wedding invite ever. Congrats!

  • Uhhh... what spell are you using?

  • One of my friends started doing a thing where he adds his damage together. When it's as high as his hit point total, then he's down. I am trying it out. So I just needed to math the subtraction. Not a lot of math but shrug.

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    Uhhh... what spell are you using?

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    My evil plan

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    Awww so scary

  • I think the DM got tired of our sidetrack

  • Diabolical. I'm thrilled by the idea of it happening to someone else.

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  • I built a one-shot around this idea on a heavily-modded Tiny D6 system, letting people choose which of the 4 they wanted to be with variants like wealthy or scientific Victorian, captain or gunner pirate, disgraced or retired Samurai, cattle driver or 49'er, and so forth. I set it in San Francisco to get some good conflux of cultures.

    Of my 4 players, 3 of them chose to be rich Victorians. facepalm

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    I think the DM got tired of our sidetrack

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    Fix This

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    Low-effort illustration of scene from this week

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    Shamelessly stolen because I love it

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    Grump or Gremlin. Always

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    His Invisible Servant is named Simmons and recently took up art.

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    "I fail my con save." "You take poison damage." "No I don't."

  • This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.

  • Our player who likes doing this to the DM: "So they're giving us horses? What are the horses' names?" Our DM: "....no. You choose."

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    This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.

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    Flex Seal

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    I rolled a one on stealth, that's a total of... 26.

  • Which GM-dere are you?

  • Speaking as a player (most of the time) I love making things worse for my poor character. And I send my evilest ideas to my DM. Who then makes them heartachingly worse. It's great.

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    Don't let your guard down

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    Tree isn't sticky, it's just sap.

  • I believe the term is "get rekt noob"

  • Lower level and a high-level NPC bard gave the inspiration. Unsure whether he gave it to the NPC I was up against; if so, the guy flubbed that roll too.

  • This went poorly

  • We did manage to steal it and that is eventually the plan. Provided we can throw it without touching it.

  • Solving your problems with WAY too much firepower...

  • Like someone with a deep US Southern accent saying geese. Gee-uhs.

  • Noticed something on a rewatch

  • At least one of these does look like it's 3d. I hope they did drop at least one die in here amongst the loot.

  • Noticed something on a rewatch

  • Hm. Re-watching (scene inside the wagon starts about 1:27:00) and yeah, as she's swinging in and we see the floor from a different angle, they are flat. But at least one of them in this pic looks like a d6 with pips.

    Missed opportunity here, movie folks :D

  • Hey, it fits the brief...

  • "Look, I'm sorry, I just had to check whether a stake through the heart would kill him. It didn't really occur to me that it would kill normal people too." ;)

  • Tales From the Tables episode 35: Echoes of the Past, part 2

  • First off the development of that backstory is beautiful.

    Also my rogue lost all her dignity to a mimic recently. 2 mimics. I shot the second one and tried to hide from it on a bookshelf but it frog-tongued me. Also lost almost all my hit points.

  • Worse than legos

  • I suppose the correct pedantic way to say it is "Lego bricks" even in the plural. But brevity in titles is a thing I strive for. Less so in the comments section. Also marbles. Marbles feel surprisingly sharp for spheres when stepped upon.

  • It's getting out of hand.

  • That's rough, buddy.

  • It's getting out of hand.

  • We've tried some Roll20 and even a mix of in-person with someone zooming in (which we're gonna have to do again) but the commute is worth it for the in-person to me. Then again we host so it's no commute off my nose. Just set up and clean up.

  • Good thing my -2 strength will help me escape!

  • I did check! It went something like: Me: Before I go further into this room, I'm backing up to the wall and shooting everything to see if any of it bleeds. Party: You sure you're not going to get eaten by the wall? Me: ...well if the wall is a mimic I'm already dead.

  • Nothing to worry about

  • If anyone really wants a vampire deer token. The blood was a very hasty add.