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My evil plan

All these people make references to pop stuff with their characters, exasperating their DM. Not good enough. My plan is to make the DM accidentally make a pop culture reference.

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And now I'm looking for players
  • I built a one-shot around this idea on a heavily-modded Tiny D6 system, letting people choose which of the 4 they wanted to be with variants like wealthy or scientific Victorian, captain or gunner pirate, disgraced or retired Samurai, cattle driver or 49'er, and so forth. I set it in San Francisco to get some good conflux of cultures.

    Of my 4 players, 3 of them chose to be rich Victorians. facepalm

  • I think the DM got tired of our sidetrack

    For those wondering, we didn't die mostly due to a well-placed Disintegrate. My "stick an immovable rod in its innards" was disappointingly low damage.

    For those wondering otherwise, our best plan involved turning it into a regular worm, using an immovable rod with a hole drilled through the length of the staff, clicking the rod, then dispelling polymorph.

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    Low-effort illustration of scene from this week

    To my credit, the reason I was hiding was to find out if some guys we'd joined while traveling were sus.

    They were sus. Which we found out when they ambushed us at night.

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    Grump or Gremlin. Always

    I'm trying to branch out but somehow I always end up on the same two branches.

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    "I fail my con save." "You take poison damage." "No I don't."

    Our DM is ready to kill our monk. If he can find any damage the monk can't dodge, reduce, or straight up ignore.

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    Flex Seal

    The DM's description of the damage was "You still have enough bones to keep most things in place."

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    Which GM-dere are you?
  • Speaking as a player (most of the time) I love making things worse for my poor character. And I send my evilest ideas to my DM. Who then makes them heartachingly worse. It's great.

  • Don't let your guard down

    If this posts twice, my apologies, it was loading super slow and I tried to upload again. If not, do me a favor and disregard this message. Didn't happen.

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    "The fireball, an old classic. Excellent execution on that lob."

    I kind of want to get a friend to just sit in a game store and find a game to troll with this.

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    d6 base, d12, d8, d10, %ile, d20, d4.

    But I suppose the truly insane could stack starting with the d4.

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    Noticed something on a rewatch
  • Hm. Re-watching (scene inside the wagon starts about 1:27:00) and yeah, as she's swinging in and we see the floor from a different angle, they are flat. But at least one of them in this pic looks like a d6 with pips.

    Missed opportunity here, movie folks :D

  • Tales From the Tables episode 35: Echoes of the Past, part 2
  • First off the development of that backstory is beautiful.

    Also my rogue lost all her dignity to a mimic recently. 2 mimics. I shot the second one and tried to hide from it on a bookshelf but it frog-tongued me. Also lost almost all my hit points.

  • Worse than legos
  • I suppose the correct pedantic way to say it is "Lego bricks" even in the plural. But brevity in titles is a thing I strive for. Less so in the comments section. Also marbles. Marbles feel surprisingly sharp for spheres when stepped upon.

  • It's getting out of hand.
  • We've tried some Roll20 and even a mix of in-person with someone zooming in (which we're gonna have to do again) but the commute is worth it for the in-person to me. Then again we host so it's no commute off my nose. Just set up and clean up.

  • Good thing my -2 strength will help me escape!
  • I did check! It went something like: Me: Before I go further into this room, I'm backing up to the wall and shooting everything to see if any of it bleeds. Party: You sure you're not going to get eaten by the wall? Me: ...well if the wall is a mimic I'm already dead.

  • Good times...I think
  • Eh, I'd definitely say it's not a "don't ever do this" scenario. For player agency matters- if luck had been on our side (if I'd rolled a longer fuse, if we'd coordinated better, if I'd gone down instead of up first) then yeah, we could have diffused them. Regardless, I think it works for the story. First off, it's something I gave myself in my backstory, not something I earned in-game. Secondly, I acknowledged that having this bar to defend was reducing my character's desire to go after the main story line (so I shouldn't have been surprised ;) ). Third, this is intended as a short campaign so I think bigger character's-life-changing events are reasonable if not even expected. And most importantly of course, I trust my DM to make a good story, and he trusts me to help move the story forward in interesting ways. (despite what I said about defending the bar, I can find character reasons to move forward if I need to and have in the past.)

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