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  • This is the closest term I’m aware of

  • I ma also looking down on humanity

  • And what do you suggest we do? Kindly ask the fascists to stop being fascists?

  • Cannot relate, but vibes.

  • “Hey, check out how hard I can pee”

  • Ok this one is crazy, because I hear whatever I’m consciously thinking of. “Brainstorm”, “green needle”, “brain needle”, “green storm”. It’s actually tripping me out.

    Btw I still hear “laurel” every time. I can hear “yanny” in the background if I really focus, but I always hear “laurel” as well.

  • I mean, better to have 25 more years of relative normativity than 4 or less

  • McPenis

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  • McDickin’

  • Mine is more “I don’t plan to live that long anyway”

  • Transylvania

  • So basically Watch_Dogs profilers IRL

  • My ex-best friend’s behavior slowly changed over the years from joking back and forth banter to straight bullying. Constantly under the excuse of “it’s just jokes” and “we all do it”, even after expressing multiple times that he was going too far.

    Ended up taking years of abuse before finally cutting him out for good

  • this Capitalization is Giving me a Fucking stroke

  • spiders

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  • That’s great, but I don’t want anything with more than four limbs in my apartment

  • All seven rules

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  • Is that a typo or was the Bee Movie even more sensual that I realized?

  • spiders

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  • If they ain’t payin’ rent, they can get fuckin’ bent.

    I try to kindly remove them where possible, but my empathy-to-arachnophobia ratio has a fine limit.

    Jumping spiders are free to do as they please, however. Those mfs rule

  • That’s… actually quite terrifying.

    The sci-fi concern over whether computers could ever be truly “alive” becomes a lot more tangible when literal living biological systems are implemented.