There's a bit of a difference between "Pretend girlfriends" and "Child abuse material"

I can probably count on my hands and toes how many times I've been on time for school since 9th grade, I'm about to finish school now.

If you stay up late enough you can be both

You know what else is low hanging?

I have another 40 :(

Also this

Smh I can't believe they would go woke and add such an ugly female

On the bright side our man Eating animals stay in the water for the most part, I couldn't imagine having to worry about being eaten by a bear when going camping lol.

I thought it said chonkers and I thought they were asking some theoretical intellectual question about 100 obese cats

3d print a mannequin with a reeeaaallly long neck

Same here in Australia

Sometimes I pretend someone broke into my house when I hear a random noise at night so I sneak around like a ninja (I live with 6 other people)

You can hide them with extensions, I'm pretty sure the one I use is called Unhooked, Revanced also works.

I could've been packing my textures in this whole time???

Fellow Acer Nitro 5 user

I have really long eyelashes and I hate them but godamn have they saved my eyes during fingernail clipping sessions like a million times.

IRS agent: You have thousands of dollars of overdue taxes

Me: This too shall pass

I had a really similar thing to to me when I was 8, I remember rushing to the toilet to poop and as soon as the door closed i filled my pants. I tried cleaning it up then went back to play with my friend and his little brother. His grandma then came into the room and was like "Did little brothers name poop his pants?" Then checked, I'm pretty sure she just left after that too lol.