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Bhaelfur
Bhaelfur @ Bhaelfur @lemmy.world
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Who are you? Why are you in my phone?

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  • I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00 AM!

    • Why has Trump not been dragged away in a straightjacket?

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  • Because he's secretly gay. A straightjacket would be ineffective.

    • outlook continuing to be normal

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    • Pikachu nooo

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  • Pikachu used SHOCKER! It's super effective!

    • Don't you forget about me

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  • How Stella Got Her Groove Back

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • I wonder how they think sticky pistons are made... And what they're used for. Hmmm, time for some, um, er... "research."

    • Google encouraging healthy uses of their new AI image generator

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  • I love my computer, you make me feel alright

    Every waking hour and every lonely night

    I love my computer for all you give to me

    Predictable errors and no identity

    • Anyone know why this weird CD won't fit in my CD drive?

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  • What you have there is a hard disk drive. In order to fit it into the CD drive (or Compact Disk drive) you need to first compact it! A hydraulic press is the preferred method.

    • Anyone know a good modern day MP3 player?

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  • I saw someone recommend a Innioasis Y1 earlier today, I noted it as something I want to look at.

    • JD Vance booed during hamburger handout to national guard troops in DC

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  • They're not booing; they're saying "foooooooooooo-ooood"!

    • r ule

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  • Nah, you can tell it's a virus because otherwise it'd say "not a virus" and "totally real" with Abraham Lincoln vouching for it.

    • Guy on a Buffalo

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  • I completely forgot about these!

    • Under the Chowdah sign

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  • Foah suppah, I er ah want a pahty plattah.

    • Clementine and the Rainbow Bridge

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  • May his/her sunspot never move and may he/she rest in play.

    • Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

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  • Won't somebody please think of the children?!

    • Democrats Need to Understand That Opinions on Israel Are Changing Fast

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  • Oh, the opinions are just now changing? What a fucking disgrace

    • Not Feeling Particularly Patriotic This July 4th? Rage Along to These Tracks Instead

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  • Not metal, but I've recently come to appreciate Steppenwolf's "Monster/Suicide/America"

    • The President of the United States posted this message on his account. He wants the Vietnamese to buy SUVs

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  • Transshipping? Oh shit, is he deporting trans folks to Vietnam?

    /s just in case

    • Magic Carpet Kitty

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  • Just ordered a print, thanks for sharing!

    • What's a random line from a movie that fans of it will instantly know?

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  • "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

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