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  • Bro what does that have to do with anything. All I'm saying is no one banned Kinder Eggs, they just fell under existing rules.

    Like I know you're trying to pin this as a wrong priorities thing but FDA regulations are not the fight here.

  • No one is safe from these psychos. Please stay safe
  • People act like America had some sort of campaign against Kinder Eggs when it just violated a blanket "you can't put non-food things inside food" rule.

    And Europe HAS lost children to them so I don't know why that became an American thing.

  • You know it, I know it, we all know it.
  • Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

  • Hideki Kamiya has left PlatinumGames
  • He's probably been frustrated with the company since Scalebound, this was only a matter of time. Everyone knows Kamiya isn't exactly shy about sharing his opinions so I bet he's been butting heads with people nonstop. Hope he pulls a Kojima and gets some funding to do his own thing.

  • Microsoft - keep your filthy hands off Valve, leak shows MSFT would buy Valve
  • This nothing email has been making headlines for a week and it's so frustrating. It's literally just a guy from outside the gaming division saying "what if" and Phil saying "sure, that'd be neat"

  • Ashton Kutcher Resigns From His Anti-Child Sex Abuse Organization Amid Danny Masterson Support Backlash
  • Fuck websites that make the video follow you while you scroll.

  • Food fight
  • The dawning comprehension from the green guy is such gold.

  • What film, show or game that is not necessarily 'underated' didn't have the level of social impact it deserved.
  • Ah good thing the sequel is coming out any day now!

    Any day now..

    Any day now..

  • Reddit is a Dying Mall
  • I'm glad after all these years that my local mall is still the face of dead malls everywhere.

  • One of the claims on this Belvita packaging only appears in English
  • But this isn't multiple packages, it's just different languages. Certainly a regulation like that would apply to English as well?

  • twas a crunchy sensation
  • Man, I can go to my Target right now and buy one of these. Aisle E25.

  • Humble Bundle: Myst & More
  • Played through it for the first time when the remake came out and really enjoyed it, no nostalgia here.

    It's certainly not for everyone, not for any big brain elitist reasons, it's just a game you want to sit down with a notepad and play which isn't what everyone wants out of a leisure experience. But some people watch trains go by with their notepads out and I don't understand them either.

  • I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...
  • I don't even get where the gay comment is coming from. The movie is more ace than anything sexuality wise.

  • Most uncomplicated Printer that just works™?
  • Part of my job is working on printers and a word of warning, Eco tanks have a pretty common clogging issue if you're not printing regularly. Usually a few cleanings will take care of it or a power cleaning if they don't, but it's still something to be aware of.

  • DeArrow extension for YouTube that makes thumbnails bearable
  • I have not mentioned the thumbnail, only the title.

    I would argue that this sort of clickbait is not really intended for person 1. A bit for person 2 but probably most for person 3, the guy looking at YouTube's recommendation algorithm. The title purposefully omits information to draw the reader in.

    Again, I'm making no arguments about this being a bad or immoral thing to do, I'm simply saying that is a classic clickbait tactic. It's his job to draw in viewers and that's what he's doing.

  • DeArrow extension for YouTube that makes thumbnails bearable
  • I don't know who this person is, but the example in the OP is definitely clickbait. "This phone is nearly perfect" but doesn't say what the phone is, baiting you to click for the answer instead of just mentioning what phone we're reviewing.

    No judgement, it's his business and he's gotta make money, but saying he doesn't do this just seems demonstrably wrong.

  • My daughter got a softball for her birthday that can illuminate in the dark
  • You're probably not giving it enough credit, I bet it can illuminate in the day too.

  • My Haribo order arrived
  • Whew, I'm glad I'm not the only one who is just a broken person.

  • What is a fun childish thing you still do as an adult?
  • My freezer doesn't go a summer without freeze pops/ice pops and it never will.

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