I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...

They won't be happy until we are all gay.

Christians want everyone to be Christian, they want Christian schools, they want a Christian nation, so they project that gay people want all the same things. That gay people want everyone to be gay, have gay schools, a gay country, etc. It's all projection.

Wait, the last one was 1 star?

That’s the one that sold me on it.

"They won't be happy until we are all gay." I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven't watched the film but that is so odd.

That fourth quote is legit quality.

".. confusingly attractive people..."

Sounds like someone's coming out of the closet in the near future.

There's something funny in seeing how a girl's toy still threatens grown-men's boyhood beyond their 12th anniversary.

sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means

this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t

I found this while looking at reviews

""""""""""""""""""""Confusingly""""""""""""""""""""""".

Well shit, worked on me. Now I want to see this murderous feminist pink acid trip

"Ugh. It's set in the 80s!"

That last one just sounds like a compliment. An acid trip and I get to hang out with absurdly attractive people? Sounds fun.

Now I kinda want to see this movie. Stupid feminist agenda

You should make this a game by making one panel a Alex Jones quote and see who can guess it.

bro I had some long-ass comment, but I looked up and remembered this is shitpost town I gotta get out more

movie marketers should just make a large language model entirely trained on conservative statements

It was a suprisinhly good movie. Kinda sad by the lack of nuclear bombs though

I'd bet money that only one of those four reviews is from someone who's actually seen the movie and we can all tell which one

I don't even get where the gay comment is coming from. The movie is more ace than anything sexuality wise.

What does "confusingly attractive" mean? What's the lemmy equivalent of r/iamverysmart?

The last one is pure gold

“Furious Men”

Yeah, because bigot women don’t exist, do they

EDIT: Thanks for the 19 downvotes and a total of one person caring to articulate. I love civil discussion.

I absolutely want to see these as posters.

The pink acid one fits amazingly lmao.

some people just can't handle the fact they've aged out of the target audience.

I definitely need to see this movie now!

And we got this befpre another ben10 show

I haven’t seen it, but now I’m even more excited to

Feminist Agenda / Big Giant Meteor 2024!!

The amount of gay people in this movie is how much? The Kens are straight, but very secure in their masculinity

This post is the reason I looked up the trailer. After watching that and seeing the second search result, I'll definitely be watching the movie when it's available to stream.

Powerful, making propaganda for a private company.

Lol. Good stuff! Thanks for making these.

Waiting for best picture nods.