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Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world
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In ex ha ha le le

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  • You are now breathing manually

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  • It does now

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  • I run a yet-to-be-accredited diploma for a degree in applied horse reiki if anyone wants. My course syllabus is just one sentence long:

    1. Don't approach the horse from behind.

    All degrees are issued under a pseudonym so as to stay off the radar of the Horse Reiki Mafia.

    • tall tails

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  • They evolved to be small so they cold more easily fit into the actuator gauntlets that controlled the Gundam.

    • Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptions

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  • Will they run in WINE?

    • As expected

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  • Rumour has it the Epstein files are scrawled with transgender ideology, only one way to know for true.

    • Found screwed into wheel well of 2013 lexus

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  • It's pretty obvious what it is, nobody even needs to write down what it is, much like a dodecahedron.

    • Venezuela says none of 11 killed in US boat strike were Tren de Aragua members

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  • We know they probably weren't just speedboat enthusiasts but blowing the boat up sets a precedent for extrajudicial killing without first establishing guilt.

    Of course, this had nothing to do with justice, it was only about sending a very visual message to the other cartels that only US backed cartels are allowed.

    • What pictures would you use for a mental health PowerPoint?

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  • Embed a Minecraft parkour video in one corner and you will have undivided attention

    • THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come

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  • His neck just did that.

    • Have a bit of trust

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  • Never fix anything in 5 minutes.they will expect you to fix every other problem in the same time.

    • Too soon?

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  • You know what else causes a lot of damage? Getting shot in your facist neck.

    • "Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3"

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  • How did this get approved by the ethics board? Direct experimentation on unwitting human subjects without their informed consent?!

    • Too soon?

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  • Wikipedia editors already 'was'ed all his 'is's 😂

    • Hypothetical-- you can only choose two cuisines to eat for the rest of your life. What might they be?

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  • Earth cuisine

    • Farmer says 'we're in a very dire situation' ahead of harvest—with zero soybean orders from China, historically the largest buyer | Fortune

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  • Seen ✓✓

    • How a 17th-century art dealer bought top works at bargain prices for the Prado Museum

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  • Kill the king to save money on art, got it 👌

    • Financial fallout of Woolworths, Coles underpayments could climb past $1 billion

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  • Gosh, I imagine this underpayment accident affected every level of employee, from clerks and shelf stockers to managers and executives! Right?!

    Nationalize Coles and Woolworths.

    • Turkish delight in a shop in Istanbul.

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  • Who eats Lokum then? The red and white cubes, I mean?

    • the baddies

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  • Every single black, brown, and Asian country, and probably Canada too: