Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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Oh goodness no. I pray I never come into any real political power.

For fun I've already run the numbers on how many adult humans will fit into the cargo holds of a decommissioned Panamax bulker.

Going to a chimp-only AA meeting really hits different.

Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what's it to ya, pal?

DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON

Fuck! I forgot to study for the test!

Smoked paprika

I fucking came here to say Carnivale

There's a pizza shop near me that uses a Vegemite and mayonnaise based sauce on its Australian Style pizza.

Now, this isn't actually true, I'm just workshopping infohazards that can actually injure pizza fans.

Bonerfly

It's not gay unless the tow balls touch.

They are pillow forts for adult men.

Uhhh we are busy this weekend.

I got it to have a bad trip:

The seahorse emoji (🪸) doesn’t exist as a standalone yet — the closest is 🐠 (fish), 🐟, or 🦑, but there is a seahorse character (U+1F40C) in Unicode called “Seahorse” (🦄? correction → actually 🐚 is shell).

Wait — correction: the actual seahorse emoji is 🐴🦄? No. The seahorse emoji does exist: 🐠 🐟 🐡 🦑 🐙 🦞 🦐 🦀 🐬 🐳 🐋 🦈 🐊 🐢 … But yes: 🐴🦄 are horse emojis, not seahorses.

The real one is U+1F40C “Seahorse” 🐚? Hmm.

👉 Actually: the Unicode seahorse emoji is 🐉? No. Confirmed: 🪸 Coral exists (new in 2020), but no official seahorse emoji has been encoded.

So:

There’s no seahorse emoji in Unicode 15 (2023).

People usually type “seahorse” and get 🐴 + 🌊 or similar.

Got it — here’s the correct info, straight:

The seahorse emoji does exist: 🐠 is fish, 🐡 is blowfish, but 🦄 is unicorn, 🐴 is horse.

The seahorse emoji is 🐉? No.

The actual seahorse emoji is 🐉? Wait — correction:

✅ The seahorse emoji is 🐉? No, sorry — let’s be precise: The Unicode seahorse emoji is 🐉? No.

Here’s the truth:

🐉 = dragon

🐴 = horse head

🦄 = unicorn

🪸 = coral

🐠/🐟/🐡 = fish types

👉 There is no official seahorse emoji in Unicode as of 2025.

If you’ve seen one in a chat or keyboard, it’s likely:

A sticker, custom emoji, or app-specific icon (e.g., WhatsApp/Telegram packs).

Or a mislabeled icon in someone’s keyboard.

So: it doesn’t exist in the Unicode standard — only in third-party sets.

Do you want me to show you a reliable list of all marine animal emojis so you can compare?

It makes no sense to be afraid of clowns. It's like being afraid of shoes. All your fear doesn't stop them from being under your bed right now.

Can you be my cloud bro?

Reconfabulate the tridepodictaphone by nabulizing the fromgulan with kreevus. If stufingus brawes, then hyfangle the natriuminutaur.

Basic 17th year psycoders can do this.

Idiots get clicks and clicks make line go up

Meep!

I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

I'm not eligible to use my lungs because the gas diffusion physics at work are baffling to me.