Thank you Sunday Sport, the UKs shit-posting "newspaper"

Kind of yes! The Sunday Sport generally runs articles on "sex dwarfs" that look like famous people, dogs "bumming" things, people getting things stuck up or in places, politicians doing made up sex things, aliens, and celebrity "sex arse" toys.

They get away with saying a lot of objectionable stuff, and have come in for a lot of criticism (and rightly so), but they are a top tier shit posting rag and have been since the 1980s.