Am I expected to pay or be paid the $800?
Your choice
You wouldn’t download a cat.
Yes, I would accept getting paid $800 to pet a cat. I'd take less, but now that you made the offer I'll just take that offer.
Am I receiving the $800 or paying the $800?
I wouldn't pay any amount of money to pet a cat. But I would gladly pet a cat if I was paid any amount of money.
Depends wether I'm paying or being paid. Also what type of cat? That could be anywhere from a tame kitten to a fully grown tiger
Not sure I can afford to pay you 800 but I would really like to pet Jim...
Keep the money, I'll just pet Jimmy for free
I can pet my own cat for free
Jim sounds nice. I'd pet him for free, even without the $800
How long do I get to pet the cat, and do I need to clean up his poops?
I don't like furry textures, so I would not pay any amount of money to pet the cat. Actually, I'm more likely to pay money to not have to pet the cat. However, I would accept $800 to pet the cat.
I love cats, just, like, not touching me lol.
The word 'cat' doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence...
I accept your offer of giving me $800 to pet this cat named Jim. That should cover my travel expenses. When we doing this?
No, I've met Jim he's a total asshole
Sure, how often will I get paid? Can I do this from home?
I have my own family cat and he won't ever leave me alone ever and hates when I leave. His name is guy and he likes to cuddle and purr on me or in my arms now and distrusts my mom so much so that he doesn't even let her hold him. She is the real owner of the cat.
A lot of men pay $800 - or even more! - just to pet a pussy.
But paying for pussy just ain’t my thang.
No because what if Jay-Z offered me $500,000 to pet him?
How much to cut it into small pieces and feed it to the hounds?
I'd pet a cat because cat
Is it ugly?
No. Seems like a trap.
