Obviously I gotta rescue the cold ones before atmospheric friction warms them up. After all, we all know the old saying:
"A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all."
Yeah I'm not cracking a warmed-due-to-entry-in-atmosphere One with anyone. Much less the boys
Die probably
Reasonable
either my life is ending or the party is starting
i see this as a win-win
I'd call the UK to suck it all up before it lands
Every time I go on an international vacation to a tourist spot, I can tell that the group of mostly pale ass motherfuckers with an Indian-decent or Black dude that are drunk off of their asses acting like fools and laughing all over each other are clearly Brits. Get it together, people. You can't be going to other people's countries and getting ripped like that. lol, jk! Y'all are a trip. I'm looking for you guys to see if I can join in.
Oh no, not again.
Yeah the first time was really bad
That’s a funny way of saying “wiped out the dinosaurs”
"Aint nothing that a beer cant fix" Yeah about that...
Have a pint and wait until it all blows over.
But is it gluten free at least?
oh god I hope so
It's interesting that the glass is still full of beer. Presumably its contents must have all been accelerated at an identical rate, or else they would have spilled across the cosmos.
Did it emerge, fully-formed, from the primordial energies of the big bang, or is it a probe sent by alcohol-based life forms?
Drink up delicious beer from the heavens mmm thank you
Save the pint, save the world
Pray to Thor that he may drink it all before it hits us
Stay inside because I don't wanna be hit with the Hypersonic Pint.
Winchester?
I’d be glad the glass’s trajectory missed my spacesuit while I haul ass back into my ship. That none of this makes any sense whatsoever is clearly not the point.
Call the homies; tonight's gonna get wild.
Idk that's a huge infusion of fresh water onto earth. It might save some lives as it gets added to the water cycle.
Reaches out to try and catch it ...... the glass is moving so fast it punches a glass sized hole through your head and impacts the surface setting off a small nuclear explosion
